Christ no. If she'd assaulted them, they'd have just executed her as that's the standard over there now isn't it?

Openreach don't provide Wi-Fi, just a data connection to the premises. That misconception winds me up more than anything. Niche, yes. But irritating nonetheless.

Real life David Brent in the form of the ever excellent www.davidstockdale13.co.uk Never fails to raise a cringey smile.

It's difficult to know where Trump ends and Infantino begins. It's just fawning over a fascist.

9/10. Proper chuffed as that's my best score to date. Eldest sprog pulled an 8/10 & Mrs H a lowly 5/10. House bragging rights!!!!

Let's not kid ourselves. The Premier League are 100% hoping it'll just be forgotten about rather than have to take any meaningful action against their golden goose aren't they? The net result will be a points deduction for Everton...

Alreet

It wasn't but it was a first showing on the leaderboard with an 8. I win the household vs Mrs H with a 5 and isn't that the bigger picture?

It's a common theme in our industry too as an FYI! Their reputation is appalling. Work in wholesale connectivity and I won't recommend it unless I actively want my customer hate me.

Lowly 7/10 for me but I did beat Mrs H this week after the drubbing last week!

And the stupid covering your mouths when talking to each other. You're not sharing the nuclear codes lads.

Nope. I don't want to. My wife beat me.

To be fair, it's Sam Matterface, so you can take it with a pinch of salt as he talks crap throughout the whole match.

Fuck me. I've been crying with Laughter at this thread. Whilst watching my dickhead dog rolling around like a prick.

Phew. Thanks Paul. Blocked her straight away. Nice work.