HomoJojo
@hawkeyeguy85.bsky.social
I was once on a Canadian Reality T.V. show. For like 15 total seconds. I’m kinda famous.
Who hates Iowa?
The team that always loses to Iowa.
The team that always loses to Iowa.
October 25, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Who hates Iowa?
The team that always loses to Iowa.
The team that always loses to Iowa.
I hope flying the L Flag cursed the clubhouse for a century.
October 18, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I hope flying the L Flag cursed the clubhouse for a century.
This is straight-up Iowa p0rn you have no idea.
October 11, 2025 at 11:45 PM
This is straight-up Iowa p0rn you have no idea.
So many of the PSU fans I follow on here are lovely, lovely people.
But I hate your fan base and I love every second of this football season for it.
But I hate your fan base and I love every second of this football season for it.
October 11, 2025 at 10:47 PM
So many of the PSU fans I follow on here are lovely, lovely people.
But I hate your fan base and I love every second of this football season for it.
But I hate your fan base and I love every second of this football season for it.
Death Cab For Cutie
🎶
You can deck out a lie in a suit, but I won't buy it
I won't join in the procession that's speaking their piece
Using five-dollar words while praising his integrity
And just 'cause he's gone, it doesn't change the fact
He was a bastard in life; thus, a bastard in death, yeah
🎶
You can deck out a lie in a suit, but I won't buy it
I won't join in the procession that's speaking their piece
Using five-dollar words while praising his integrity
And just 'cause he's gone, it doesn't change the fact
He was a bastard in life; thus, a bastard in death, yeah
September 11, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Death Cab For Cutie
🎶
You can deck out a lie in a suit, but I won't buy it
I won't join in the procession that's speaking their piece
Using five-dollar words while praising his integrity
And just 'cause he's gone, it doesn't change the fact
He was a bastard in life; thus, a bastard in death, yeah
🎶
You can deck out a lie in a suit, but I won't buy it
I won't join in the procession that's speaking their piece
Using five-dollar words while praising his integrity
And just 'cause he's gone, it doesn't change the fact
He was a bastard in life; thus, a bastard in death, yeah
God damn I love New Orleans.
August 27, 2025 at 5:35 PM
God damn I love New Orleans.
Just chillin’ with JB nbd
August 22, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Just chillin’ with JB nbd
The cursed site is super fun and hilarious rn and so I came here expecting to continue the party and have seen half a dozen posts saying things like “this is clearly fake” or “I don’t have the mental capacity” blah blah blah.
The other site might be evil but this one is pretentious garbage.
The other site might be evil but this one is pretentious garbage.
June 5, 2025 at 8:06 PM
The cursed site is super fun and hilarious rn and so I came here expecting to continue the party and have seen half a dozen posts saying things like “this is clearly fake” or “I don’t have the mental capacity” blah blah blah.
The other site might be evil but this one is pretentious garbage.
The other site might be evil but this one is pretentious garbage.
While texting with my mother yesterday she sent me some pictures of her lawn and she got mad at me for asking why her decorative frog had a vagina on its back
May 12, 2025 at 6:56 PM
While texting with my mother yesterday she sent me some pictures of her lawn and she got mad at me for asking why her decorative frog had a vagina on its back
I’m sorry, I don’t even like Arrietty but she destroyed Kori in that lip synch idc idc
April 12, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I’m sorry, I don’t even like Arrietty but she destroyed Kori in that lip synch idc idc
Sorry Hawks, I turned the game on just in time to see that OU run. I’ll turn the channel.
March 24, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Sorry Hawks, I turned the game on just in time to see that OU run. I’ll turn the channel.
Am I the only person 30+ who hasn’t ever had a regular doctor?
March 19, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Am I the only person 30+ who hasn’t ever had a regular doctor?
It hasn’t even been a day and I already miss Carolyn being on my tv
February 21, 2025 at 7:41 PM
It hasn’t even been a day and I already miss Carolyn being on my tv
I’m a big enough of a Big Brother fan that it’s the theme of my upcoming 40th…
…but I don’t know if I’ve ever had more fun watching a reality competition show as I’m having currently viewing The Traitors.
…but I don’t know if I’ve ever had more fun watching a reality competition show as I’m having currently viewing The Traitors.
February 21, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I’m a big enough of a Big Brother fan that it’s the theme of my upcoming 40th…
…but I don’t know if I’ve ever had more fun watching a reality competition show as I’m having currently viewing The Traitors.
…but I don’t know if I’ve ever had more fun watching a reality competition show as I’m having currently viewing The Traitors.
The world may suck but women’s basketball certainly doesn’t.
February 14, 2025 at 4:56 AM
The world may suck but women’s basketball certainly doesn’t.
Fuck you, Nebraska…now and for all time. Remember how you thought you’d own the B1G? So, so precious.
November 30, 2024 at 3:51 AM
Fuck you, Nebraska…now and for all time. Remember how you thought you’d own the B1G? So, so precious.
Iowa football is so fucking boring and pointless.
November 30, 2024 at 2:01 AM
Iowa football is so fucking boring and pointless.
I need to start being more active here
November 7, 2024 at 4:41 AM
I need to start being more active here
I heard y’all have some food up there?
January 12, 2024 at 4:18 AM
I heard y’all have some food up there?
Hope you all had a lovey Hanukkah
December 15, 2023 at 5:17 AM
Hope you all had a lovey Hanukkah
It’s going to be relatively warm this weekend so I’m thinking it’s probably time to put up the Valentine’s Day decorations.
November 8, 2023 at 10:44 PM
It’s going to be relatively warm this weekend so I’m thinking it’s probably time to put up the Valentine’s Day decorations.
My phone now predicts JBPdSLSD.
#chicagothings
#chicagothings
November 5, 2023 at 9:51 PM
My phone now predicts JBPdSLSD.
#chicagothings
#chicagothings