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🎄🤶🏻Brooke❄️☃️
@hawkeyebrooke.bsky.social
Would you say I have a plethora of piñatas?

She/her
Mine has TWO fancy water fountains with filtered water and still prefers the tub. 🤷🏼‍♀️
December 1, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Yes they were but honestly? Michigan is way worse this time. It works best when they occasionally trade off and keep each other in check.
November 29, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Shit, maybe we ARE good. 🤷🏼‍♀️🐻⬇️
November 28, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I was hesitant on that one anyway. The subtitle has some lyrics in it.
November 27, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Key West Intermezzo by John Mellencamp
November 27, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Does Fatboy Slim count? Rockefeller Skank.
November 27, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Pepper by the Butthole Surfers
November 27, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Eleanor Rigby.
November 27, 2025 at 12:33 AM
So he can steal more money from impoverished black athletes? Disgusting.
November 27, 2025 at 12:26 AM
As a lifelong Bears fan, I assume this fun ride is coming to an end soon. But they are figuring out how to win close games-that’s not nothing. We stayed in our seats when the Bengals came back with a minute left because we knew the Bears offense had a shot, which is a weird feeling. Who knows?
November 26, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Now nothing is open until morning. No thank you, I’m not fighting those crowds. Iowa plays at noon, the Bears play at 3, and I have a new house to decorate for Christmas. My day is set.
November 26, 2025 at 1:59 PM
We used to go at 3 am back when everything was open all night. It was great, the midnight rush people were gone and the morning rush people hadn’t come yet. We’d go out for breakfast and then over to Kinnick for the Iowa/Nebraska football game (or home to the TV if it was in Lincoln).
November 26, 2025 at 1:57 PM
So the Coast Guard decided to throw their hat in the Nazi ring, huh?
November 20, 2025 at 7:01 PM
That’s right up there with “Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho.”
November 20, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Yep, my liver enzymes are normal on the meds! I’m just skinny now. And cold. So very cold. 🤷🏼‍♀️🥶
November 18, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I’ve lost 50 lbs on my genetic liver disease meds and I am SO COLD ALL THE TIME. I love cold, why hast the cold forsaken me? Also, the rechargeable heated socks on Amazon are the best $70 I’ve ever spent. It makes your whole body warm.
November 18, 2025 at 3:36 AM
I had to google it; definitely not a word we use in the US!
November 10, 2025 at 6:05 PM
It’s supposed to be 60° here by the weekend so none of this is going to stay, unfortunately.
November 10, 2025 at 4:27 PM
For November, this is a decent amount.
November 10, 2025 at 4:16 PM