hawkeye0.bsky.social
@hawkeye0.bsky.social
Just absolute affirmative action for idiots
March 25, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Big if true
March 9, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Fair enough, just if it was me, I’d probably swap Vance with Putin and Kash Patel with Netanyahu
March 8, 2025 at 9:07 PM
And Bibi doesn’t get enough credit for being Evil. Like cluster Putin and Netanyahu over to the right
March 8, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Hey, feel free to delete this comment, but your headline has a typo on Administration. Wanted to send a DM, but they are closed
March 6, 2025 at 9:27 PM
March 6, 2025 at 7:50 PM
The call is coming from inside the house! shocked_pikachu.jpg
March 6, 2025 at 7:46 PM
They seem to be into it
March 6, 2025 at 7:44 PM
It’s Mardi Gras I ain’t gonna be near a TV
March 5, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Catch me out here paying with $50s. Grant is underrated anyway
March 4, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Dudes are back on the menu, boys!
March 3, 2025 at 8:46 AM
It’s called DOGE. That’s the pitch
March 2, 2025 at 8:10 PM
March 1, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Shoot, donate to the AARP for me
February 28, 2025 at 1:24 AM
No, you’ve watched this video 109 times today.
February 25, 2025 at 8:50 PM
4:00) Wallow in self pity
4:30) Stare into the abyss
5:00) Solve World Hunger, tell no one
5:30) Jazzercise
6:30) Dinner with myself (I can’t keep canceling that)
7:00) Wrestle with my self loathing
February 25, 2025 at 9:31 AM
“As he told me,” circular logic, boom. Gonna beat these wannabe logic bros in a way that matters one of these days
February 24, 2025 at 9:46 PM
February 22, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Can we shine a UV light inside of the chickens?
February 22, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Previously, I’d normally assume there was no one else in the room
February 18, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I’m always immediately sus of anyone who uses “normies” unironically
February 18, 2025 at 7:39 PM
My thumb is not the digit that wants to react to this one.
February 17, 2025 at 2:58 AM