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Xander - 38 - They/Them - NSFW sometimes; 18+ only, please
Profile pic is from a Legends of Avantris animation by shoocharu.bsky.social
Profile pic is from a Legends of Avantris animation by shoocharu.bsky.social
Once again being SO normal about this
November 14, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Once again being SO normal about this
Trying so hard to be normal about the Rivals trailer but I really wanna step on Remy
November 11, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Trying so hard to be normal about the Rivals trailer but I really wanna step on Remy
I haven’t sat in this chair in like 8 years but I keep it because my cats like sitting in it like a giant hammock 😂
November 4, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I haven’t sat in this chair in like 8 years but I keep it because my cats like sitting in it like a giant hammock 😂
For no particular reason this is today’s mood
November 4, 2025 at 2:52 PM
For no particular reason this is today’s mood
In OC news, I’ve decided to ship these two together in a “looks like a big age gap but actually isn’t” kinda way. Jay is a vamp that was turned at age 20 but is actually like 46, Daryl is in his early 50s
November 2, 2025 at 6:26 PM
In OC news, I’ve decided to ship these two together in a “looks like a big age gap but actually isn’t” kinda way. Jay is a vamp that was turned at age 20 but is actually like 46, Daryl is in his early 50s
These Halloween Twix I got to hand out have green cookie inside which I think is kinda neat
November 1, 2025 at 5:17 PM
These Halloween Twix I got to hand out have green cookie inside which I think is kinda neat
Not the best pics but this was from a few years back when me and the bestie went for matching looks. They were a godsend with help making the mask!
October 31, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Not the best pics but this was from a few years back when me and the bestie went for matching looks. They were a godsend with help making the mask!
May bust out the ol bird mask for handing out candy tonight
October 31, 2025 at 2:56 PM
May bust out the ol bird mask for handing out candy tonight
A friend got me this sick-ass bat jacket and I’m so excited because it’s ACTUALLY cold enough to wear it (I’ll get a proper pic of me wearing it at some point I swear)
October 29, 2025 at 5:10 PM
A friend got me this sick-ass bat jacket and I’m so excited because it’s ACTUALLY cold enough to wear it (I’ll get a proper pic of me wearing it at some point I swear)
LETS GOOOOOOOOO
Nightmare IV is rough omg
Nightmare IV is rough omg
October 28, 2025 at 1:30 AM
LETS GOOOOOOOOO
Nightmare IV is rough omg
Nightmare IV is rough omg
Me to a friend: Hey man, if you like GDT’s style I think you’d really like this anime film Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust
Him: Already seen it. Absolutely love it!
Me:
Him: Already seen it. Absolutely love it!
Me:
October 27, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Me to a friend: Hey man, if you like GDT’s style I think you’d really like this anime film Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust
Him: Already seen it. Absolutely love it!
Me:
Him: Already seen it. Absolutely love it!
Me:
Morning wake up with Amari
October 26, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Morning wake up with Amari
Blades go brrrrrrrr
October 25, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Blades go brrrrrrrr
Zombies mode is so stupid I love it
October 25, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Zombies mode is so stupid I love it
dad: have you heard of this baker guy Amaury Guichon?
me:
me:
October 24, 2025 at 7:31 PM
dad: have you heard of this baker guy Amaury Guichon?
me:
me:
can anyone that speaks German tell me what "Rathschreiber von Gemeinige, Liebenstadt, A.R." means
google tells me "Rathschreiber" is basically a council clerk, idk what the other bits are
google tells me "Rathschreiber" is basically a council clerk, idk what the other bits are
October 22, 2025 at 7:43 PM
can anyone that speaks German tell me what "Rathschreiber von Gemeinige, Liebenstadt, A.R." means
google tells me "Rathschreiber" is basically a council clerk, idk what the other bits are
google tells me "Rathschreiber" is basically a council clerk, idk what the other bits are
“Wait what is that noise-“
October 20, 2025 at 3:08 AM
“Wait what is that noise-“
He really didn’t need to do Venom dirty like that (it was funny tho)
October 20, 2025 at 3:08 AM
He really didn’t need to do Venom dirty like that (it was funny tho)
Bye Venom!
October 20, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Bye Venom!
Yeah! This is how it looked when it was new
October 18, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Yeah! This is how it looked when it was new
The Kirkwall emblem got mostly melted off my windshield due to the summer heat over the last few years and tbh I feel like it’s a much more accurate representation of Kirkwall than the original red vinyl
October 18, 2025 at 5:15 PM
The Kirkwall emblem got mostly melted off my windshield due to the summer heat over the last few years and tbh I feel like it’s a much more accurate representation of Kirkwall than the original red vinyl
Honk shoo (sound on)
October 12, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Honk shoo (sound on)
Tattoo update: she’s healing beautifully
October 9, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Tattoo update: she’s healing beautifully
“Why don’t you like working in the office?”
October 6, 2025 at 1:39 PM
“Why don’t you like working in the office?”