Michael
@haveaseat.bsky.social
Have a seat. You’re welcome here. You’re safe here. There is only love here. You matter to me.
Are we great again yet? 🤮
March 16, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Are we great again yet? 🤮
Hope everyone is enjoying the season! From my family to yours, we wish you the best 2025 imaginable with love, health and wealth!!
December 28, 2024 at 11:33 PM
Hope everyone is enjoying the season! From my family to yours, we wish you the best 2025 imaginable with love, health and wealth!!
Period. Full stop. Now please get FK away from me. No questions will be taken.
November 30, 2024 at 7:18 PM
Period. Full stop. Now please get FK away from me. No questions will be taken.
This photo should tell you at least 20 things about its owner. Wrong answers only please.
November 29, 2024 at 8:02 PM
This photo should tell you at least 20 things about its owner. Wrong answers only please.
I find myself bursting out in tears at even the simplest signs of humanity in this country today. Am I the only one?
November 28, 2024 at 5:22 PM
I find myself bursting out in tears at even the simplest signs of humanity in this country today. Am I the only one?
I ask myself the same thing everyday Mr. Desk chair. 😔
November 26, 2024 at 4:56 PM
I ask myself the same thing everyday Mr. Desk chair. 😔
Oh, do you remember when…?
November 26, 2024 at 2:55 AM
Oh, do you remember when…?
Rearrange the entire layout of the house for a small Christmas tree day in my house. What day is it in yours?
November 24, 2024 at 5:20 PM
Rearrange the entire layout of the house for a small Christmas tree day in my house. What day is it in yours?
Remember that kindness and love and simple joys are what we need to find and hold fast to. And if you can’t seem to find your own today let me share mine, as my 84 year old mother in law from Mexico City sees and touches snowflakes for the first time in her life this morning.
November 21, 2024 at 11:30 PM
Remember that kindness and love and simple joys are what we need to find and hold fast to. And if you can’t seem to find your own today let me share mine, as my 84 year old mother in law from Mexico City sees and touches snowflakes for the first time in her life this morning.
You don’t have to do something big. But you have to do something to feel good and slowly get better and feel better. I found these at the dollar store and will be placing these on Trumpers whenever I see them. It just feels good. Total cost=$1.25. What will you do?
November 21, 2024 at 1:45 AM
You don’t have to do something big. But you have to do something to feel good and slowly get better and feel better. I found these at the dollar store and will be placing these on Trumpers whenever I see them. It just feels good. Total cost=$1.25. What will you do?
Have you guys ever seen or had the opportunity to taste tamarind fruit? In Mexico it’s used to make tamarindo water. Super healthy and great natural relief from constipation. I just “shucked” these. Outside shell is easy to remove. Very brittle. So good!!!
November 20, 2024 at 10:00 PM
Have you guys ever seen or had the opportunity to taste tamarind fruit? In Mexico it’s used to make tamarindo water. Super healthy and great natural relief from constipation. I just “shucked” these. Outside shell is easy to remove. Very brittle. So good!!!
Buddy is making me crazy with his “sleeping Trump” impression!!!!!
November 19, 2024 at 9:03 PM
Buddy is making me crazy with his “sleeping Trump” impression!!!!!
Does the sight of these fugly things conjure up visions of button mushrooms 🍄 for anyone else? Or just me?
November 19, 2024 at 1:52 PM
Does the sight of these fugly things conjure up visions of button mushrooms 🍄 for anyone else? Or just me?
When the Karma is instant. Piping hot and delicious.
November 19, 2024 at 2:26 AM
When the Karma is instant. Piping hot and delicious.
This is the guy that’s going to tell us all how to eat healthy.
November 17, 2024 at 8:46 PM
This is the guy that’s going to tell us all how to eat healthy.
We’re just starting to set up house on here, but don’t forget to follow the twin brother. He’s at “itsmemark”
November 16, 2024 at 4:00 AM
We’re just starting to set up house on here, but don’t forget to follow the twin brother. He’s at “itsmemark”
Since I know that the people following right now are probably my oldest and dearest, I’d love you to meet my husband of 2 years. Jose Alberto “Beto”. But don’t go telling everybody. Hahaha
November 15, 2024 at 4:03 AM
Since I know that the people following right now are probably my oldest and dearest, I’d love you to meet my husband of 2 years. Jose Alberto “Beto”. But don’t go telling everybody. Hahaha