Baela’s Big Cousin
@hausofkurosaki.bsky.social
Anime All Day. Excessively Black. Newly minted member of Atiny (Mingi Bias). #ErenApologist #RhaenyraApologist #NanamiDeservedBetter
I know it’s supposed to be a good thing when your kid wants to be all up under you but my GOODNESS. Can I pls PEE on my own??? 😭😭😭😭
September 27, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I know it’s supposed to be a good thing when your kid wants to be all up under you but my GOODNESS. Can I pls PEE on my own??? 😭😭😭😭
Fantasy starts on Thursday which means it’s once again time for me to stress out about football for a few months 💀💀💀
September 3, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Fantasy starts on Thursday which means it’s once again time for me to stress out about football for a few months 💀💀💀
the fucking LEAST you could do is not let our kid run around the goddamn lobby when it is CLEARLY way past her bedtime and call me out for asking that we not rile her up before bed and saying I’m a killjoy
June 29, 2025 at 1:35 AM
the fucking LEAST you could do is not let our kid run around the goddamn lobby when it is CLEARLY way past her bedtime and call me out for asking that we not rile her up before bed and saying I’m a killjoy
I’m fucking overstimulated all the goddamn time and the only time I get to myself (no work expectations or housework) is the 2 hours at night I get after she goes to sleep and before I go to sleep. I hate everything about my life and yet I keep my mouth shut and deal cuz this is what I asked for
June 29, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I’m fucking overstimulated all the goddamn time and the only time I get to myself (no work expectations or housework) is the 2 hours at night I get after she goes to sleep and before I go to sleep. I hate everything about my life and yet I keep my mouth shut and deal cuz this is what I asked for
You (and I) thought shit would still be sweet when we had a kid. The difference is I quickly realized it wouldn’t be and you still think everything can be the same. It can’t. Not now. Not when she can’t even communicate clearly and stand fully upright
June 29, 2025 at 1:31 AM
You (and I) thought shit would still be sweet when we had a kid. The difference is I quickly realized it wouldn’t be and you still think everything can be the same. It can’t. Not now. Not when she can’t even communicate clearly and stand fully upright
God forbid I try to teach her fucking MANNERS and how to be in public/shared spaces!! That can be fucking stressful!! Being the fun parent is always easy which is why you like it so much. Meanwhile I’m constantly fighting the urge to throw myself off a building 🙃🙃
June 29, 2025 at 1:29 AM
God forbid I try to teach her fucking MANNERS and how to be in public/shared spaces!! That can be fucking stressful!! Being the fun parent is always easy which is why you like it so much. Meanwhile I’m constantly fighting the urge to throw myself off a building 🙃🙃
I am sooooo tired of feeling like the bad guy all because I don’t want my kid running around like a lunatic in a hotel. “Why are you so stressed out all the time??” BECAUSE I HAVE AN 18M OLD WHO REFUSES TO SIT STILL U DODO BRAIN
June 29, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I am sooooo tired of feeling like the bad guy all because I don’t want my kid running around like a lunatic in a hotel. “Why are you so stressed out all the time??” BECAUSE I HAVE AN 18M OLD WHO REFUSES TO SIT STILL U DODO BRAIN
Just found out my bestie is expecting baby #2!!! I’m so happy for her 🥰🥰 (and if my man even THINKS about trying to get me pregnant again I will [redacted] his [redacted])
May 24, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Just found out my bestie is expecting baby #2!!! I’m so happy for her 🥰🥰 (and if my man even THINKS about trying to get me pregnant again I will [redacted] his [redacted])
Do you know how wild it is to realize half the problems in your life would disappear if just 1 specific person would kick the bucket? Like if this singular asshole would just keel over, literally everything would be so much better???
March 10, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Do you know how wild it is to realize half the problems in your life would disappear if just 1 specific person would kick the bucket? Like if this singular asshole would just keel over, literally everything would be so much better???
Having one of those days where I look at my kid and think there has genuinely never been a baby alive that’s as cute as my munchkin
December 1, 2024 at 4:48 PM
Having one of those days where I look at my kid and think there has genuinely never been a baby alive that’s as cute as my munchkin
Now that Thanksgiving is over, I gotta clean my entire house and this is when I wish I was rich enough to afford a cleaning service 😭
November 29, 2024 at 2:23 PM
Now that Thanksgiving is over, I gotta clean my entire house and this is when I wish I was rich enough to afford a cleaning service 😭
I’m in charge of the candied yams and the cornbread this Thanksgiving. It’s my first time being tasked with bringing a side. Let’s pray I don’t fuck this up 🙂↕️
November 27, 2024 at 2:29 PM
I’m in charge of the candied yams and the cornbread this Thanksgiving. It’s my first time being tasked with bringing a side. Let’s pray I don’t fuck this up 🙂↕️
So proud of my boys 😭😭😭
[📰] Billboard — ATEEZ Achieve Second No. 1 on Billboard 200 With ‘GOLDEN HOUR: Part.2’
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ATEEZ Achieve Second No. 1 on Billboard 200 With ‘GOLDEN HOUR: Part.2’
ATEEZ's "GOLDEN HOUR: Part.2" debuts at No. 1 on the Billboard 200 chart, while Linkin Park, BTS' Jin, Rauw Alejandro and ENHYPEN shake up the top 10.
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November 25, 2024 at 12:20 AM
So proud of my boys 😭😭😭
Le Babe is soon to be 1 year old and I feel like her appetite has started to double. Obviously I want her to tell me when she’s full but it also doesn’t seem normal for a baby to eat almost 2 whole waffles for breakfast???🥴
November 24, 2024 at 4:23 PM
Le Babe is soon to be 1 year old and I feel like her appetite has started to double. Obviously I want her to tell me when she’s full but it also doesn’t seem normal for a baby to eat almost 2 whole waffles for breakfast???🥴
Husbeast had me watch Gladiator for the first time and it made me miss when movies were good
November 23, 2024 at 12:32 PM
Husbeast had me watch Gladiator for the first time and it made me miss when movies were good
On my 2nd coffee of the morning and I’m STILL feeling dead to the world 🫠
November 21, 2024 at 4:17 PM
On my 2nd coffee of the morning and I’m STILL feeling dead to the world 🫠
ALSO snapped a 2 game losing streak in fantasy! It’s like the tide is finally turning 😭😭😭
November 19, 2024 at 1:59 PM
ALSO snapped a 2 game losing streak in fantasy! It’s like the tide is finally turning 😭😭😭
The tire pressure light came on in my car and I told Husbeast about it. He got home, grabbed my keys and went to put air in my tires.
a man talking to another man with the words because that 's what a man does on the bottom
ALT: a man talking to another man with the words because that 's what a man does on the bottom
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November 19, 2024 at 1:57 PM
The tire pressure light came on in my car and I told Husbeast about it. He got home, grabbed my keys and went to put air in my tires.
I feel very attacked 😭
“I’m bored let me go to the store and see what they have even though I don’t really need anything and need to save money” - Every Woman every weekend
November 18, 2024 at 11:18 AM
I feel very attacked 😭
This week’s fantasy matchup is not going how I thought it would. Let’s hope Kenneth Walker can bring it home for me 😭😭😭
November 17, 2024 at 9:28 PM
This week’s fantasy matchup is not going how I thought it would. Let’s hope Kenneth Walker can bring it home for me 😭😭😭
Remember when eating a meal at a restaurant used to be easy? Go in, order, have some drinks and food, pay and go home?? Yeah I miss that shit 😭 (I say this as a mom to a soon to be 1 year old who likes to wreak havoc in restaurants 🙂↕️)
November 16, 2024 at 3:03 PM
Remember when eating a meal at a restaurant used to be easy? Go in, order, have some drinks and food, pay and go home?? Yeah I miss that shit 😭 (I say this as a mom to a soon to be 1 year old who likes to wreak havoc in restaurants 🙂↕️)
Reposted by Baela’s Big Cousin
racism won twice this year
November 16, 2024 at 6:15 AM
racism won twice this year
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I’m sorry I cannot bring myself to use the word Skeet. How did the Bluesky people not know about Lil Jon & The East Side Boyz.
November 15, 2024 at 3:02 PM
I’m sorry I cannot bring myself to use the word Skeet. How did the Bluesky people not know about Lil Jon & The East Side Boyz.
Really gonna need Mike Tyson to beat the breaks off that man. We as a community cannot afford to take another loss right now 🙂↕️
November 15, 2024 at 7:32 PM
Really gonna need Mike Tyson to beat the breaks off that man. We as a community cannot afford to take another loss right now 🙂↕️