Ronan
hauntingghoul.bsky.social
Ronan
@hauntingghoul.bsky.social
my name is Ronan now. old man learning new webbed site (he/they) (30)
What If I Made A Pelican Town Model Railroad
January 1, 2026 at 5:06 AM
sometimes you have to add a dash of whimsy to your terrible habits because life is short and real weed is expensive. hobbit vape. why not.
January 1, 2026 at 12:18 AM
bought myself a chuchwarden vape for xmas because i needed some whimsy in my life and it is. such a good choice. Really Makes The Experience.
December 26, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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Stay safe out there y'all
December 18, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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Hi, I'm the CEO of Glorbo, the company who enjoys near unprecedented goodwill in our field, I'm here today to talk to you about our pivot to using the Magic 8-Ball powered by children's bones that everybody hates, I've given myself psychosis listening to the 8-ball aaaaeeeeeiiiiooouuuu
December 17, 2025 at 9:06 AM
no, YOU’RE reading multiple papers about constructed wetland sewage treatment systems during work hours for fanfic purposes
December 17, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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everyone STOP what you’re doing and write FANFICTION ON THE CLOCK!!!!!
December 16, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
sets my hands on my shoulders and looks myself in the eye. don’t start a fight with an internet stranger over a 5+yo post about someone you don’t actually know. go smoke weed and play a video game. the devil is using the parasocial cordyceps in your brain stem to make you angry.
December 7, 2025 at 3:07 PM
i went to the sushi place with decent lunch specials and they’re not playing christmas music thank GOD
December 3, 2025 at 5:23 PM
love that i can feel the lack of sleep social debuff hit in real time
December 3, 2025 at 5:05 PM
i think my work has bought one of those fucking robot dogs for campus security and i hate working in tech. I don’t even make working in tech money. Pay me more if im going to have to see that thing regularly.
December 2, 2025 at 9:47 PM
the space debris dipshit brigade is doing a tour of my work soonish and i am holding onto my professionalism with both hands to keep me from making jokes about fighting the rat as if he would show up personally
December 1, 2025 at 6:34 PM
they’ve turned up the overhead music volume to torment me personally with christmas music
December 1, 2025 at 2:16 PM
im the only one cooking today, not because no one else would help but because i will bite anyone who fucks with any of my dishes
November 27, 2025 at 5:13 PM
ive spent a lot of time waiting for things to load today and so ive had a lot of time to think about how i would build a tom nook mascot costume
November 20, 2025 at 9:52 PM
KING BIG DICK OF RANCH ISLAAAAND
November 20, 2025 at 1:49 AM
the housing market needs to crash specifically so I can afford to move out and stop taking psychic damage every time my parents fight in the living room
November 18, 2025 at 3:02 AM
love that “hey would you be willing to help out with these internal projects in your spare time, we don’t have enough engineering staff” has turned into just. Doing a designers work. At what is probably half the pay. And is fucking wot my actual work bc they keep adding more things.
November 17, 2025 at 4:25 PM
the semi regular ritual of hitting my crunchyroll account with a stick until it remembers im paying it MONEY for a SERVICE
November 7, 2025 at 11:04 PM
showing up to the emergency vet at 8pm being So Normal about what is probably an eye infection
November 6, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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November 5, 2025 at 1:54 PM
i want to go to the wtyp liveshow in dec so bad but ive done two things this year and i would have to Drive To Philly so :(
November 5, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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"Gary? Yes... that was what they used to call me. Dark Gary. That was my name.

I am Light Gary, and I come back to you now at the turn of the tide."
October 26, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I’m not allowed to get up I guess
November 2, 2025 at 4:24 PM