Soup or bowl? Why not have both?

No one liked my bread joke, now theyre releasing a new Jurassic Park
Coincedence?
What?

With all the things that are, "Better than sliced bread"
Im starting to think sliced bread fucking sucks

New year
Me

I think I'm most popular for that thing I did and deserve a million dollars please

Listening to Nobody Likes Me by the Northern Boys and Everybody Loves Me by One Republic to confuse the government

HATZ is here

If you have a thermal label printer for your small business that can print 6x4s you can print as much as you like for next to no cost. Image unrelated

Losing my mind over people on xitter being like "You know Bluesky also does not care about you and you're just coping" and its like, brother, there is no lower than elon musk owned twitter. I think we'll be fine

Ah, a fresh start for HATZ
Surely all will be well

HATZ