"Reefer Madness" for 2026

That's what we like to call synergy

Seems eminently reasonable to hold the line on that. If someone's gonna give him 7 years, $200m+ then best wishes

Or he could have just started taking them because he wanted to reverse his recent poor performances

Smoltz

At one point we all thought there would never be anyone to challenge Nathan Peterman as the GOAT of bad quarterbacks.

Did you mean Spencer jones? That makes way more sense

Nolan Jones? Negative WAR the last two years Nolan Jones? Why would the Marlins do that? And how would a below replacement level player help them remain competitive? At least Dominguez is 5 years younger and his weakest point (defense) seems more likely to improve than anything Jones does

I brought my second son home from the hospital yesterday. Hope he has a healthy first year.

Next hope: Konosuke Takeshita title run! Make it happen, universe

All answers other than Timeless Toni Storm are invalid

When you work with Jon Moxley, it's not a bad assumption

Capitalism is about merit, they say

Not you, the guy with the all floor, no ceiling comment

Fuckin hate when people complain about their teams not spending money and then shit on the signings they do make. O'Hearn for 2 years is a legitimate upgrade. Be happy, you shitty grinches

Rotation is where the ceiling's at, anyway

I don't really have a strong feeling? Tulane and JMU were objectively worse teams than Texas and Notre Dame. But don't lose 3 games or play a weak ass schedule if you want to get in, Longhorns and Irish. Everyone involved can get bent

The Buster Posey era is giving baseball Matt Millen vibes

Fuck, SI for Kids in my mail was the best shit ever. Thanks for contributing to my future of reading journalism