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hattie
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trying this social media thing again after spending 2 years off it. she/her, adult, 🇦🇺

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no revenge porn blackmail scandal risk in abis because they're all freaks
Roll Safe meme where he's smugly tapping his finger against his temple
August 7, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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i miss you secret horses
An AI-generated image from NeuralBlender dated 1 November 2021 with the prompt "secret horses". It depicts a meadow with a washed out red and white vignette effect at the edges. On the field are blurry brown and teal ghost-like quadrupeds that are vaguely horse-like.
July 16, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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tweet by h @ipodmacbook: doing dishes and had the thought "the sink helps you with water". such a hauntingly dimwitted sentence to produce that im actually a bit frightened now. there's no way the brain that produced that thought is capable of making something of my life. time will tell
July 1, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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downloading tenna spaceship and sporrack obama (spore spaceship barack obama) to the same game
Official Maxis creations of Joe Biden, Barack Obama, John McCain, and Sarah Palin in Spore. I am yet again emphasising these are not creatures, these are SPACESHIPS
June 13, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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Sephiroth surrounded by the flames in Nibelheim. A text box reads "oh my god how did it get this big already. someone please call the fire department l don't know how to fix this"
April 22, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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fucking ancient post from 2019 but similar energy
Anonymous: What are your thoughts on dan and phil? michaelmilkers: unfunny white british gremlins who use gay-baiting for views michaelmilkers, in big text: sorry dan
April 21, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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in the spirit of 4chan going down here is an exchange that has been haunting me recently
Anon 1 posts an image of Dian Fossey with three gorillas Anon 1: Now that the dust has settled, what were her motivations? Why would she build her "career" around an animal that doesn't exist? Was she just another pawn to keep up the hoax or something more sinister? Was she killed because she was about to let the world know the truth? Anon 2: who, and what the fuck are you talking about? Anon 1: Dian Fossey. She is pictured here with poorly made gorillas. They don't even have nostrils. You can see she isn't even touching the gorilla, almost as if to be careful not to knock it over Anon 2: Are you trying to say that gorillas don't exist
April 18, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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remember everyone according to 17776 we have one more year to go before we all become immortal 🫡
Nine: How long has it been like this? Ten: On April 7th, 2026, people stopped being born. On the same day, people stopped dying, and people stopped aging. Juice: ham cheese. ham cracker. cheese cracker. ham and cheese cracker. ham and cheese Nine: Why? Ten: We don't know. Nobody knows. Nine: How can you not know that? I don't understand? How do Juice: could even do it like a little big mac so it's like cracker ham cheese cracker ham cheese cracker Nine: we not know why? Ten: Nine, it's just simple fact. We have a bunch of wild guesses, but no evidence for any of them. Nobody has any idea.
April 7, 2025 at 7:46 AM
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$699 AUD RRP it's so over.....
Switch 2 launch day Week one: Mario Kart World, Donkey Kong Bananza, Kirby Air Riders, The Duskbloods Rest of year: Ice soup [photo of a bowl of water with bits of ice floating in it]
April 2, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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sad to hear that antony green is stepping down after this election, he's been an idol for any aussie political scientist for three decades. he is also such a poster and does not realise it. here is my favourite one from him
Spikeyhair @AnnieWyer: Not long to go now, election date will be announced in the next 15-20 minutes. My guess is 21 May. Are you getting excited Antony? Antony Green - elections @AntonyGreenElec: No
February 25, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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i raise you one better
Pope Francis @Pontifex: Christians and Muslims are brothers and sisters, and we must act as such. Hans van den Hoorn @hansgldnl: Why don't you ask Mumslims to convert to Christianity? Please read John 14:6. J /\ \ \ M E S @James_mackey__: did u srsly just ask the pope to read the bible
February 19, 2025 at 7:38 AM
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i really miss when AI art was the dreams of a computer
an AI art prompt dated 1 Nov 2021: "secret horses". the resulting picture is blurry, amorphous yet equine brown and blue shapes in front of an over-exposed, reddish background of a field.
February 16, 2025 at 10:19 AM
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jon bois wrote about bakeball once
An excerpt from 20020 by Jon Bois. "TEST: SECTION 5: OBSERVATIONS. In this section, the test administrator will offer some interesting observations about the world. This section is about him, not you. Please answer with interest and enthusiasm. 1 - In my view, basketballs should be filled with heavy whipping cream. Over the course of the game, all the dribbling may eventually whip the cream into butter. This will surely make the basketball more difficult to dribble. However, the winning team will be awarded a delicious basketball filled with butter! Pretty neat! NINE: EXIT PROGRAM"
February 16, 2025 at 5:29 AM
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Three screenshots from Club Penguin. A penguin sits at a desk in front of a computer and a phone and says "nine one one what is your emergency" "what do you mean youre being murdered" "thats illegal people cant do that"
February 6, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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a corollary to this, best summed up in one of my favourite instagram exchanges
an instagram comment by ch103.bu5h: Guys im pretty sure that the one who couldnt get it through is a child. Look at her hand, dont be mean about it a reply by the OP, user drewgobbles: unfortunately i'm 20 but thank you for being nice 🥹
February 6, 2025 at 6:26 AM
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lrs how many warioware DIY comics felt like shitposts ahead of their time. my fav is failure man
A sample comic from WarioWare: D.I.Y. showcase. It is 4 panels and in black and white Panel 1: A man in a city points to a large falling asteroid and shouts "An asteroid!" Panel 2: Failure Man, a tall man wearing a suit and sunglasses with a long and narrow face, announces "Failure Man to the rescue!" The bystander is pleased. Panel 3: Failure Man puts up his hands. Energy can be seen emanating from them. The bystander takes cover behind Failure Man. Panel 4: The asteroid crashes into the Earth, throwing large chunks of debris into space
February 1, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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fine. I'll do it myself
Betoota Advocate article: "Dutton Misses Out On A Full Week of Culture War Headlines Thanks To January 26 Falling On A Sunday" the cover photo is Peter Dutton on Today with the news chyron reading "DUTTON DECLARES WAR: EITHER YOU CAN CELEBRATE AUSTRALIA DAY OR GO TO PRISON" and in the top right corner there is a screenshot of the Apple calendar app showing the 27th is the public holiday in lieu
January 23, 2025 at 6:40 AM
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the "old man yells at cloud" newspaper from the simpsons but cloud strife is edited in there next to abe
December 5, 2024 at 9:43 PM
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a picture of oatchi (left) and moss (right) from pikmin 4, who are turned to face each other and have their eyes narrowed. a caption above says "moss what do you think" "kill this gu y" a screenshot of oatchi from pikmin 4 with his eyes and mouth wide open as if in amazement. he looks like he's pogging. the caption says "absolutely gobsmacked" moss from pikmin 4, whose eyes and mouth are wide open and her ears perked up. she also looks like she's pogging. a pikpik carrot is in front of her. the caption above says "gadzooks!!" the "jotchua and friend" image of dogs hugging but with "jotchua" coloured to look like moss and his "friend" coloured to look like oatchi. the pikmin 4 title is above them
November 29, 2024 at 10:39 AM
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i have been trying to post this all arvo i saw an FFXIV car today
a blurry photo of a blue car on the motorway with the number plate FFXIV
November 17, 2024 at 11:01 AM