the rings
the belt chains
the glasses
the watch
the trenchcoat
the UGEHHFJDJCJDKCNFKCKDKCMMCLXLDM he slays so hard i wanna kiss him

He's The Tortoise from The Tortoise and The Hare (Morris the March Hare is the Hare in this scenario) He and Morris hatch a revenge plot on the surviving members of the hero's cast from the first musical and over the course of a narrative about grief and moving on, they have a budding romance

A single mom who works two (three in this case) jobs, who loves her kids (Dormouse) and never stops-

which makes Haigha constantly pissing off the White King and Hatta trying to commit unspecified crimes so much funnier imo, like he can't fire them because of politics, so he's just stuck with the worst messengers in the queendom

This is also an explanation on how Haigha/Hare + Hatta/Hatter got their jobs as messengers for the White King in TTLG - since March is from Looking Glass Land and is high ranking, it was just nepotism. Haigha the nepo-baby