Daz
@hatpromise.bsky.social
"Looks like you're posting about small boat strikes. Did you mean to release the Epstein files instead?"
December 5, 2025 at 4:51 PM
"Looks like you're posting about small boat strikes. Did you mean to release the Epstein files instead?"
I think the idea is that when Donald Trump is tweeting about how America needs more fuel-efficient cars, it feels like we're in Opposite Land where he might as well be tweeting about state-run transportation.
December 5, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I think the idea is that when Donald Trump is tweeting about how America needs more fuel-efficient cars, it feels like we're in Opposite Land where he might as well be tweeting about state-run transportation.
As a recover(ed/ing) perfectionist, it's really frustrating seeing people argue against solutions that create less-bad problems just because they result in problems still existing.
December 5, 2025 at 1:25 AM
As a recover(ed/ing) perfectionist, it's really frustrating seeing people argue against solutions that create less-bad problems just because they result in problems still existing.
I think either they only read your first sentence, or they just don't understand sarcasm. (Apparently.)
December 4, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I think either they only read your first sentence, or they just don't understand sarcasm. (Apparently.)
Real "Old Man Yells at Cloud" energy
December 4, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Real "Old Man Yells at Cloud" energy
I doubt the leaf (or any passing moths) will think any less of you. On the contrary, your error was a compliment to the moths' camouflage.
December 4, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I doubt the leaf (or any passing moths) will think any less of you. On the contrary, your error was a compliment to the moths' camouflage.
Maybe he wants to run for president and thinks Trump got elected because of his felony convictions rather than in spite of them.
December 3, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Maybe he wants to run for president and thinks Trump got elected because of his felony convictions rather than in spite of them.
Sorry, I'm chronically online and sometimes forget others aren't. "The future liberals want" is a meme about the absurd fearmongering claims made by the right about the left.
December 3, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Sorry, I'm chronically online and sometimes forget others aren't. "The future liberals want" is a meme about the absurd fearmongering claims made by the right about the left.
"This is the future liberals want"
December 2, 2025 at 10:01 PM
"This is the future liberals want"
"Americans eat food we don't like, and we lie to ourselves about liking it, because that's the spirit of gratitude" is the most LinkedIn thing I've ever heard a vice president say.
November 29, 2025 at 5:11 AM
"Americans eat food we don't like, and we lie to ourselves about liking it, because that's the spirit of gratitude" is the most LinkedIn thing I've ever heard a vice president say.
I think he might really believe it's relevant. He's offering his win in WV as evidence that he might consider going there, because he thinks everybody lives in his small-minded reward/punishment universe.
November 28, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I think he might really believe it's relevant. He's offering his win in WV as evidence that he might consider going there, because he thinks everybody lives in his small-minded reward/punishment universe.
It's like they've all had their faces surgically altered into a permanent MAGA Smirk®.
November 26, 2025 at 7:30 AM
It's like they've all had their faces surgically altered into a permanent MAGA Smirk®.
This argument is so Kafkaesque that I almost didn't realize that OpenAI's own product probably would have had to violate its own TOS before the user did.
November 26, 2025 at 6:47 AM
This argument is so Kafkaesque that I almost didn't realize that OpenAI's own product probably would have had to violate its own TOS before the user did.
Secretary of Haberdashery
November 24, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Secretary of Haberdashery
And the dontist vote too, but she's got the orthodentists.
November 24, 2025 at 7:05 AM
And the dontist vote too, but she's got the orthodentists.
I'm still eating a 2016 avocado toast that I refurbished myself in 2018.
November 24, 2025 at 5:07 AM
I'm still eating a 2016 avocado toast that I refurbished myself in 2018.
But I thought Trump had "never written a drawing" in his life.
November 24, 2025 at 4:44 AM
But I thought Trump had "never written a drawing" in his life.
My favorite song by the Mountain Popes
November 23, 2025 at 4:22 AM
My favorite song by the Mountain Popes
What's red brown? Google's not helping.
November 23, 2025 at 12:48 AM
What's red brown? Google's not helping.
It's like a Three Stooges line.
November 22, 2025 at 3:36 AM
It's like a Three Stooges line.
I am begging you to please be wrong about this.
November 21, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I am begging you to please be wrong about this.
It says so on the t-shirt everybody's talking about these days.
November 21, 2025 at 5:37 PM
It says so on the t-shirt everybody's talking about these days.
I think he knows what he's doing is wrong. But I don't think he understands why.
November 21, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I think he knows what he's doing is wrong. But I don't think he understands why.
Finally a use for my old router! Leave it running but disconnected from the Internet, for appliances that demand wifi.
November 20, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Finally a use for my old router! Leave it running but disconnected from the Internet, for appliances that demand wifi.