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Hoping my grave goods really mess with some future archaeologists.
Thank god, I finally know the source of this heat wave!
August 23, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Thank god, I finally know the source of this heat wave!
Me, crocheting yet another Cute Little Guy: This'll fix me.
April 11, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Me, crocheting yet another Cute Little Guy: This'll fix me.
Did America get this fortune and say "hold my beer"?
March 18, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Did America get this fortune and say "hold my beer"?
Gonzo the Great update: eye surgery went well!
February 21, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Gonzo the Great update: eye surgery went well!
I used the wrong size safety eyes on my crochet Gonzo and the process of removing the eyeballs to replace them is genuinely horrifying. I bet this never happens to Dr Glaucomflecken.
February 20, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I used the wrong size safety eyes on my crochet Gonzo and the process of removing the eyeballs to replace them is genuinely horrifying. I bet this never happens to Dr Glaucomflecken.
Even though I have 20+ years of knitting experience, I'm new to crochet. I don't know if the pattern was missing information about which side of the round to put the eyes on or if it's commonly understood that it should always be opposite the start of the round. In any case, this is clearly wrong.
February 15, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Even though I have 20+ years of knitting experience, I'm new to crochet. I don't know if the pattern was missing information about which side of the round to put the eyes on or if it's commonly understood that it should always be opposite the start of the round. In any case, this is clearly wrong.
More crochet as anxiety management! So thankful my kid loves amigurumi - it's double the anxiety management when you can also give the thing you made as a gift.
February 11, 2025 at 1:30 AM
More crochet as anxiety management! So thankful my kid loves amigurumi - it's double the anxiety management when you can also give the thing you made as a gift.
Who's that Pokemon?
Moe Szyslak?
ET?
The love child of ET and Mr Peanut?
Moe Szyslak?
ET?
The love child of ET and Mr Peanut?
January 24, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Who's that Pokemon?
Moe Szyslak?
ET?
The love child of ET and Mr Peanut?
Moe Szyslak?
ET?
The love child of ET and Mr Peanut?
What I like about crochet as an anxiety management strategy is that it works AND you end up with a blanket or a cute li'l guy.
January 23, 2025 at 2:39 AM
What I like about crochet as an anxiety management strategy is that it works AND you end up with a blanket or a cute li'l guy.
Food from Nong's Khao Man Gai comes in a gift bag and that feels right.
January 7, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Food from Nong's Khao Man Gai comes in a gift bag and that feels right.
Well, this bodes poorly but also feels right.
January 1, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Well, this bodes poorly but also feels right.
I'm sure I'm not the first sewist to come up with this, but dominos make excellent pattern / fabric weights. They're really saving my butt flat lining chiffon for a Halloween costume.
October 21, 2024 at 4:13 AM
I'm sure I'm not the first sewist to come up with this, but dominos make excellent pattern / fabric weights. They're really saving my butt flat lining chiffon for a Halloween costume.
Is there an entomology bluesky? A #bugsky, if you will? Does anyone know what this cool bug is? My insect knowledge is limited to sugar ants, shield beetles and pill bugs/roly polies.
October 14, 2024 at 5:43 PM
Is there an entomology bluesky? A #bugsky, if you will? Does anyone know what this cool bug is? My insect knowledge is limited to sugar ants, shield beetles and pill bugs/roly polies.
Is this a Behind the Bastards fever dream? A perfect metaphor?
October 9, 2024 at 4:13 PM
Is this a Behind the Bastards fever dream? A perfect metaphor?
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #281,513!
September 18, 2024 at 5:09 AM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #281,513!
My brain misfired and thought your post was related to this screen grab from Iron Chef, like "surely not Iron Chef Chen!"
May 4, 2024 at 10:48 PM
My brain misfired and thought your post was related to this screen grab from Iron Chef, like "surely not Iron Chef Chen!"
She sleeps on my foot so that she can complain when I change position on the couch. And she's hoping I forget she's there so she can scream at me indignantly when I get up. And yet I love her.
April 17, 2024 at 5:11 AM
She sleeps on my foot so that she can complain when I change position on the couch. And she's hoping I forget she's there so she can scream at me indignantly when I get up. And yet I love her.
Is there nothing to help me wrangle these irksome goals? Thank god, this frozen elixir will give me the power I seek!
April 8, 2024 at 7:01 PM
Is there nothing to help me wrangle these irksome goals? Thank god, this frozen elixir will give me the power I seek!
1. That's not how acronyms work.
2. Using what looks like SpongeBob font for a mental health article is a bad look.
3. And I cannot emphasize this enough: that's not how acronyms work.
2. Using what looks like SpongeBob font for a mental health article is a bad look.
3. And I cannot emphasize this enough: that's not how acronyms work.
March 28, 2024 at 4:59 PM
1. That's not how acronyms work.
2. Using what looks like SpongeBob font for a mental health article is a bad look.
3. And I cannot emphasize this enough: that's not how acronyms work.
2. Using what looks like SpongeBob font for a mental health article is a bad look.
3. And I cannot emphasize this enough: that's not how acronyms work.
Fortune cookies are not okay.
October 20, 2023 at 3:07 AM
Fortune cookies are not okay.
Yes! MORE! Everyday until summer!
September 23, 2023 at 2:44 PM
Yes! MORE! Everyday until summer!
Very good and professional.
July 24, 2023 at 10:26 PM
Very good and professional.