Maryland's number 1 hater
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This account is for hating Maryland
If I had every minute wasted by Maryland-driver caused traffic added back to my life, I could live for an additional 45 years
August 13, 2025 at 9:21 PM
If I had every minute wasted by Maryland-driver caused traffic added back to my life, I could live for an additional 45 years
If you ever feel useless, just know that there are driving schools in Maryland
June 25, 2025 at 6:49 PM
If you ever feel useless, just know that there are driving schools in Maryland
Slow ass Maryland drivers
June 5, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Slow ass Maryland drivers
Maryland sucks
April 18, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Maryland sucks
Virginia needs to institute an income tax on Marylanders who cross into VA for work.
March 31, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Virginia needs to institute an income tax on Marylanders who cross into VA for work.
Maryland actually surrendered to Sadam Hussain in 2002
March 26, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Maryland actually surrendered to Sadam Hussain in 2002
The person who writes the liberty mutual commercials is a Marylander
March 18, 2025 at 12:19 PM
The person who writes the liberty mutual commercials is a Marylander
Maryland has measles
March 13, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Maryland has measles
What is it about Maryland drivers that forces them to drive 15 MPH below the speed limit on a single lane highway?
March 7, 2025 at 1:32 PM
What is it about Maryland drivers that forces them to drive 15 MPH below the speed limit on a single lane highway?
Rookie driver is implied by the Maryland license plate
March 1, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Rookie driver is implied by the Maryland license plate
I've heard some call Maryland a commuinst state. This is a horrible slander against communism.
February 18, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I've heard some call Maryland a commuinst state. This is a horrible slander against communism.
Maryland has a pitiful amount of tacobells
February 12, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Maryland has a pitiful amount of tacobells
Not a single university in the state of Maryland is accredited
February 11, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Not a single university in the state of Maryland is accredited
In the 1930s, a genre of music was invented in Baltimore, Maryland. It's called "old bay say" and it's comprised of a telephone ring succeeded by a loved one telling you how disappointed they are with your life choices.
February 8, 2025 at 12:49 AM
In the 1930s, a genre of music was invented in Baltimore, Maryland. It's called "old bay say" and it's comprised of a telephone ring succeeded by a loved one telling you how disappointed they are with your life choices.
This is the actual coat of arms for Maryland. It's pretty stupid
February 2, 2025 at 2:41 PM
This is the actual coat of arms for Maryland. It's pretty stupid
A Nissan Altima with Maryland plates is the leading cause of death
January 28, 2025 at 10:42 PM
A Nissan Altima with Maryland plates is the leading cause of death
One side of the Potomac smells like old sea food and stale beer
January 25, 2025 at 7:09 PM
One side of the Potomac smells like old sea food and stale beer
Having a Maryland crab bumper sticker on your car is like having shit in your pants. Nobody wants to be around you
January 22, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Having a Maryland crab bumper sticker on your car is like having shit in your pants. Nobody wants to be around you
Banning TikTok is a Maryland behavior
January 19, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Banning TikTok is a Maryland behavior
The state tree of Maryland is just any branch that hangs over someone's property menacingly
January 15, 2025 at 4:04 AM
The state tree of Maryland is just any branch that hangs over someone's property menacingly
The state anthem for Maryland is actually just a compilation of all the slurs from the Nixon Tapes
January 13, 2025 at 1:27 AM
The state anthem for Maryland is actually just a compilation of all the slurs from the Nixon Tapes
Maryland is trash
January 10, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Maryland is trash
The unskipable ad was invented in Maryland
January 6, 2025 at 3:54 AM
The unskipable ad was invented in Maryland