New joke
Did you hear about the gynecologist who diagnosed their patient with sleep apnea?
Gave them a C-Pap smear.

My other hilarious idea this morning was to start taking iconic clips from TLC shows and replace all the faces in them with the vice president. I feel it's the logical evolution

I don't remember who, but
I'm 99% sure that I read that
SOME GOP fart said that
if women don't want to have to have unwanted babies,
why don't they just
hold it

New idea
Summer camp for kids with scoliosis
We call it
Straight camp