Joe Hass
@hassgocubs.bsky.social
Interaction designer. Transit geek. Human rights fan. Easily amused. Misses NYC. Vodka tonic and Cubs lover (not literally). Warren 2020 Forever. He/Him.
Current conditions: snow dog.
November 29, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Current conditions: snow dog.
Because like they always teach you: if you're in a life-threatening situation, immediately post to a Tips and Tricks message board on an asynchronous website.
July 31, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Because like they always teach you: if you're in a life-threatening situation, immediately post to a Tips and Tricks message board on an asynchronous website.
Heaven is a touch warm today.
June 21, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Heaven is a touch warm today.
When the Germans are lecturing your government officials on being a Nazi, that may be a sign that your government is filled with Nazis.
May 2, 2025 at 11:59 PM
When the Germans are lecturing your government officials on being a Nazi, that may be a sign that your government is filled with Nazis.
Ladies and gentlemen, I've seen enough to make my postseason prediction and put my money where my mouth is!
April 8, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Ladies and gentlemen, I've seen enough to make my postseason prediction and put my money where my mouth is!
You know Hitler played a helluva game of canasta.
February 12, 2025 at 10:38 PM
You know Hitler played a helluva game of canasta.
This is me being proactive in my job search.
February 6, 2025 at 3:30 PM
This is me being proactive in my job search.
Introduce yourself as a movie or TV character.
November 11, 2024 at 7:09 PM
Introduce yourself as a movie or TV character.
As a high-dollar* donor to the Harris-Walz campaign, I encourage them to knock off these losers and listen to Mr Roberts here.
* Ulysses S. Grant level.
* Ulysses S. Grant level.
August 18, 2024 at 10:54 PM
As a high-dollar* donor to the Harris-Walz campaign, I encourage them to knock off these losers and listen to Mr Roberts here.
* Ulysses S. Grant level.
* Ulysses S. Grant level.
Anyone heard whatever happened to her?
August 15, 2024 at 10:03 PM
Anyone heard whatever happened to her?
The word you're looking for: "Weird".
July 31, 2024 at 10:23 PM
The word you're looking for: "Weird".
Short version: he's a fucking fascist monster.
April 30, 2024 at 8:33 PM
Short version: he's a fucking fascist monster.
Who wants to come over and check out my shower hole?
April 29, 2024 at 10:42 PM
Who wants to come over and check out my shower hole?
Well I'm ready to party!
April 8, 2024 at 6:35 PM
Well I'm ready to party!
Just to show you how working in Adland and getting laid off five times fucks with your brain: just reading this email is enough to make me anxious as hell, and *this does not affect me at all.*
March 16, 2024 at 12:03 AM
Just to show you how working in Adland and getting laid off five times fucks with your brain: just reading this email is enough to make me anxious as hell, and *this does not affect me at all.*
Plenty of candy if you want to make a late trip to my house.
November 1, 2023 at 12:42 AM
Plenty of candy if you want to make a late trip to my house.
No, Laverne: that's *my* hiding space from nine to five! You go find your own place to escape to!
October 24, 2023 at 7:03 PM
No, Laverne: that's *my* hiding space from nine to five! You go find your own place to escape to!
You always find a trillion dollar bill at the oddest of times.
October 16, 2023 at 9:22 PM
You always find a trillion dollar bill at the oddest of times.
My Management Dog appears to be taking a laissez faire attitude towards enforcing my working hours today.
October 12, 2023 at 7:00 PM
My Management Dog appears to be taking a laissez faire attitude towards enforcing my working hours today.