Hassan Sardar (ハッサン サアダア)
@hassasin8r.bsky.social
🇬🇧🇵🇰 • Robotics Engineering student @ Cardiff Met Uni. May not post very often. Currently learnin' Japanese on Duolingo.
Y u got 2 PS5s?
January 30, 2026 at 11:48 AM
Y u got 2 PS5s?
U were innocent this time, an' ur innocent now
November 27, 2025 at 5:02 PM
U were innocent this time, an' ur innocent now
Even predicted Nintendo ideas are copyrighted, then
November 5, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Even predicted Nintendo ideas are copyrighted, then
Panel 4 – Consoles Find Solidarity
Xbox Series X: “You’re among friends; we’ve all felt lonely and forgotten.”
Dreamcast: “Please, unburden your disc tray.”
Xbox Series X: “You’re among friends; we’ve all felt lonely and forgotten.”
Dreamcast: “Please, unburden your disc tray.”
October 30, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Panel 4 – Consoles Find Solidarity
Xbox Series X: “You’re among friends; we’ve all felt lonely and forgotten.”
Dreamcast: “Please, unburden your disc tray.”
Xbox Series X: “You’re among friends; we’ve all felt lonely and forgotten.”
Dreamcast: “Please, unburden your disc tray.”
Panel 3 – The Newcomers Speak
3DO (looking scuffed): “I was too expensive… and no one wanted me.”
Atari Jaguar (frowning): “They said I had 64‑bits… but I barely made it past 16.”
3DO (looking scuffed): “I was too expensive… and no one wanted me.”
Atari Jaguar (frowning): “They said I had 64‑bits… but I barely made it past 16.”
October 30, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Panel 3 – The Newcomers Speak
3DO (looking scuffed): “I was too expensive… and no one wanted me.”
Atari Jaguar (frowning): “They said I had 64‑bits… but I barely made it past 16.”
3DO (looking scuffed): “I was too expensive… and no one wanted me.”
Atari Jaguar (frowning): “They said I had 64‑bits… but I barely made it past 16.”
Panel 4 – Consoles Find Solidarity
Xbox Series X (softly): “It’s okay. The first step is accepting we all failed.”
Dreamcast (raising teacup): “Drink some tea, let it steep.”
Narration box: "Even in failure, there’s co‑op."
Xbox Series X (softly): “It’s okay. The first step is accepting we all failed.”
Dreamcast (raising teacup): “Drink some tea, let it steep.”
Narration box: "Even in failure, there’s co‑op."
October 26, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Panel 4 – Consoles Find Solidarity
Xbox Series X (softly): “It’s okay. The first step is accepting we all failed.”
Dreamcast (raising teacup): “Drink some tea, let it steep.”
Narration box: "Even in failure, there’s co‑op."
Xbox Series X (softly): “It’s okay. The first step is accepting we all failed.”
Dreamcast (raising teacup): “Drink some tea, let it steep.”
Narration box: "Even in failure, there’s co‑op."
Panel 3 – Wii U & Stadia Confess
Wii U (sadly): “I pushed myself too hard… to be a better Wii…”
Stadia (frowning): “I didn’t service enough users…”
Narration box: "Every failure has its own patch notes."
Wii U (sadly): “I pushed myself too hard… to be a better Wii…”
Stadia (frowning): “I didn’t service enough users…”
Narration box: "Every failure has its own patch notes."
October 26, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Panel 3 – Wii U & Stadia Confess
Wii U (sadly): “I pushed myself too hard… to be a better Wii…”
Stadia (frowning): “I didn’t service enough users…”
Narration box: "Every failure has its own patch notes."
Wii U (sadly): “I pushed myself too hard… to be a better Wii…”
Stadia (frowning): “I didn’t service enough users…”
Narration box: "Every failure has its own patch notes."
Panel 2 – Dreamcast Facilitates
Dreamcast (gentle smile): “Let’s go around… sharing can help us heal.”
Narration box: "The ghosts of gaming past still have wisdom to share."
Dreamcast (gentle smile): “Let’s go around… sharing can help us heal.”
Narration box: "The ghosts of gaming past still have wisdom to share."
October 26, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Panel 2 – Dreamcast Facilitates
Dreamcast (gentle smile): “Let’s go around… sharing can help us heal.”
Narration box: "The ghosts of gaming past still have wisdom to share."
Dreamcast (gentle smile): “Let’s go around… sharing can help us heal.”
Narration box: "The ghosts of gaming past still have wisdom to share."
Panel 4 (Aftermath / Existential Dread):
Narration: “And then… everything broke.”
Series X: “Maybe… we were never built to last.”
Series S: “Shh… don’t say that. We’ll respawn.”
Narration: “And then… everything broke.”
Series X: “Maybe… we were never built to last.”
Series S: “Shh… don’t say that. We’ll respawn.”
October 26, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Panel 4 (Aftermath / Existential Dread):
Narration: “And then… everything broke.”
Series X: “Maybe… we were never built to last.”
Series S: “Shh… don’t say that. We’ll respawn.”
Narration: “And then… everything broke.”
Series X: “Maybe… we were never built to last.”
Series S: “Shh… don’t say that. We’ll respawn.”
Panel 3 (Flashback Breakdown):
Narration: “But before the crash, there were warning signs…”
Alarm: “BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!”
Series X: “Fan’s burning out!”
Series S: “I can’t cool down— I’m melting!”
Narration: “But before the crash, there were warning signs…”
Alarm: “BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!”
Series X: “Fan’s burning out!”
Series S: “I can’t cool down— I’m melting!”
October 26, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Panel 3 (Flashback Breakdown):
Narration: “But before the crash, there were warning signs…”
Alarm: “BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!”
Series X: “Fan’s burning out!”
Series S: “I can’t cool down— I’m melting!”
Narration: “But before the crash, there were warning signs…”
Alarm: “BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!”
Series X: “Fan’s burning out!”
Series S: “I can’t cool down— I’m melting!”
Panel 2 (Rehab in Wheelchairs):
Narration: “Rehab was supposed to be the reboot.”
Series X: “At least… we’re still co‑op.”
Series S: “Yeah… player two’s not going anywhere.”
Narration: “Rehab was supposed to be the reboot.”
Series X: “At least… we’re still co‑op.”
Series S: “Yeah… player two’s not going anywhere.”
October 26, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Panel 2 (Rehab in Wheelchairs):
Narration: “Rehab was supposed to be the reboot.”
Series X: “At least… we’re still co‑op.”
Series S: “Yeah… player two’s not going anywhere.”
Narration: “Rehab was supposed to be the reboot.”
Series X: “At least… we’re still co‑op.”
Series S: “Yeah… player two’s not going anywhere.”
I got the shoes!
October 25, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I got the shoes!
Xbox Identity Crisis Chronicles
Series X and S: *lying weakly in their beds*
Dreamcast: *in a bittersweet tone* “Don’t fight to be something you’re not. I tried that. It broke me.”
Dr. PC: *calmly* “But if you focus on what only you can do… you might just make it.”
*FIN*
Series X and S: *lying weakly in their beds*
Dreamcast: *in a bittersweet tone* “Don’t fight to be something you’re not. I tried that. It broke me.”
Dr. PC: *calmly* “But if you focus on what only you can do… you might just make it.”
*FIN*
October 24, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Xbox Identity Crisis Chronicles
Series X and S: *lying weakly in their beds*
Dreamcast: *in a bittersweet tone* “Don’t fight to be something you’re not. I tried that. It broke me.”
Dr. PC: *calmly* “But if you focus on what only you can do… you might just make it.”
*FIN*
Series X and S: *lying weakly in their beds*
Dreamcast: *in a bittersweet tone* “Don’t fight to be something you’re not. I tried that. It broke me.”
Dr. PC: *calmly* “But if you focus on what only you can do… you might just make it.”
*FIN*
*During the hospital ward intervention with Series X and S in bed, Dreamcast sitting beside them offering its hard‑earned wisdom, and Dr. PC standing by with the stethoscope, delivering the pragmatic advice*
*Dr. PC checking vitals, Dreamcast pulls up a chair*
*Dr. PC checking vitals, Dreamcast pulls up a chair*
October 24, 2025 at 7:10 PM
*During the hospital ward intervention with Series X and S in bed, Dreamcast sitting beside them offering its hard‑earned wisdom, and Dr. PC standing by with the stethoscope, delivering the pragmatic advice*
*Dr. PC checking vitals, Dreamcast pulls up a chair*
*Dr. PC checking vitals, Dreamcast pulls up a chair*