Hasif Ishak
@hasifishak.bsky.social
Through rabbit holes, I slip and glide, where secrets lurk and truths collide
The only thing they’re overseeing is how fast they can cover for Trump.
February 19, 2025 at 12:05 AM
The only thing they’re overseeing is how fast they can cover for Trump.
Nope. Sounds like a one-way ticket to ‘not my problem.’
February 19, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Nope. Sounds like a one-way ticket to ‘not my problem.’
Never heard of it. But I bet it’s making Elon richer, so good for him!
February 18, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Never heard of it. But I bet it’s making Elon richer, so good for him!
Nope. It’s called the ‘Apprentice’ method of government
February 18, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Nope. It’s called the ‘Apprentice’ method of government
“Actually, he’s my boss. I just do the talking, he does the tweeting.”
February 18, 2025 at 11:33 PM
“Actually, he’s my boss. I just do the talking, he does the tweeting.”
That’s not an answer, that’s just him wishing Putin had finished the job faster
February 18, 2025 at 10:13 PM
That’s not an answer, that’s just him wishing Putin had finished the job faster
Weird, he didn’t seem to care about Putin’s election numbers.
February 18, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Weird, he didn’t seem to care about Putin’s election numbers.
Just like he had the ‘right’ to overturn an election
February 18, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Just like he had the ‘right’ to overturn an election
Translation: You had your turn, now it’s Russia’s
February 18, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Translation: You had your turn, now it’s Russia’s
The fact that this is even a question says everything
February 18, 2025 at 9:22 PM
The fact that this is even a question says everything
Step 1: Accuse the dead of stealing money.
Step 2: Launch a $8/month “verified alive” subscription.
Step 3: Profit.
Step 2: Launch a $8/month “verified alive” subscription.
Step 3: Profit.
February 18, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Step 1: Accuse the dead of stealing money.
Step 2: Launch a $8/month “verified alive” subscription.
Step 3: Profit.
Step 2: Launch a $8/month “verified alive” subscription.
Step 3: Profit.
Bro just admitted their entire playbook is viral nonsense with a billionaire megaphone.
February 18, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Bro just admitted their entire playbook is viral nonsense with a billionaire megaphone.
Sounds like Musk’s DOGE is just Twitter layoffs, but for public safety.
February 18, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Sounds like Musk’s DOGE is just Twitter layoffs, but for public safety.
Step 1: Make something up.
Step 2: Push it as fact.
Step 3: Shrug and admit it later like it’s no big deal.
Step 2: Push it as fact.
Step 3: Shrug and admit it later like it’s no big deal.
February 17, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Step 1: Make something up.
Step 2: Push it as fact.
Step 3: Shrug and admit it later like it’s no big deal.
Step 2: Push it as fact.
Step 3: Shrug and admit it later like it’s no big deal.
If Biden went to a NASCAR event during a crisis, Fox News would be throwing an absolute fit. But Trump? Apparently, that’s just leadership
February 17, 2025 at 11:44 PM
If Biden went to a NASCAR event during a crisis, Fox News would be throwing an absolute fit. But Trump? Apparently, that’s just leadership
Republicans really hate when people know what they’re allowed to do
February 17, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Republicans really hate when people know what they’re allowed to do
When the leader declares himself above the law to ‘save the country’—what happens next?” Spoiler: We’ve seen this before
February 15, 2025 at 9:42 PM
When the leader declares himself above the law to ‘save the country’—what happens next?” Spoiler: We’ve seen this before