cerys
@hashtagcerys.bsky.social
(they/them)
this account is for complaining about cycling infrastructure, sharing about teaching, and trying to be funny about autism.
this account is for complaining about cycling infrastructure, sharing about teaching, and trying to be funny about autism.
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Look deep into the swirling cauldron @hashtagcerys.bsky.social. Look deeper. Closer than that! Closer... Ahahaha you have fallen into my magical pot of stew! I tricked you! You will remain here until 2026, please make yourself comfortable, help yourself to stew, let me know if you need anything xx
December 31, 2024 at 3:41 PM
Look deep into the swirling cauldron @hashtagcerys.bsky.social. Look deeper. Closer than that! Closer... Ahahaha you have fallen into my magical pot of stew! I tricked you! You will remain here until 2026, please make yourself comfortable, help yourself to stew, let me know if you need anything xx
My wife has just proudly told me she made her own "brandy cream".
She microwaved a mince pie, put cream on it and then poured on a whole glass of brandy.
You are welcome.
She microwaved a mince pie, put cream on it and then poured on a whole glass of brandy.
You are welcome.
December 31, 2024 at 3:30 PM
My wife has just proudly told me she made her own "brandy cream".
She microwaved a mince pie, put cream on it and then poured on a whole glass of brandy.
You are welcome.
She microwaved a mince pie, put cream on it and then poured on a whole glass of brandy.
You are welcome.
Waking up on boxing day, not hungry exactly more hollow?
December 26, 2024 at 12:20 PM
Waking up on boxing day, not hungry exactly more hollow?
having watched approx 8 christmas movies in a row today, i'm starting to worry about these writers' relationships with their dads.
December 25, 2024 at 10:55 PM
having watched approx 8 christmas movies in a row today, i'm starting to worry about these writers' relationships with their dads.
Solidarity with everyone cooking Christmas dinner in their mum's stupid fancy oven that has too many bells and whistles and won't just cook things without doing some ridiculous song and dance first.
December 25, 2024 at 11:40 AM
Solidarity with everyone cooking Christmas dinner in their mum's stupid fancy oven that has too many bells and whistles and won't just cook things without doing some ridiculous song and dance first.
every year i resolve to be nice to my mum when we go home for christmas and i get in through the door and immediately regress to my 14 year old self and my wife thinks it's hilarious and amuses herself by pointing out how similar we are and i think i'm going to have to divorce her now.
December 24, 2024 at 11:32 AM
every year i resolve to be nice to my mum when we go home for christmas and i get in through the door and immediately regress to my 14 year old self and my wife thinks it's hilarious and amuses herself by pointing out how similar we are and i think i'm going to have to divorce her now.
Two massive revelations this Christmas:
Dustin Hoffman plays Hook in Hook.
Hook is directed by Steven Spielberg.
This has changed my life.
Dustin Hoffman plays Hook in Hook.
Hook is directed by Steven Spielberg.
This has changed my life.
December 22, 2024 at 7:56 PM
Two massive revelations this Christmas:
Dustin Hoffman plays Hook in Hook.
Hook is directed by Steven Spielberg.
This has changed my life.
Dustin Hoffman plays Hook in Hook.
Hook is directed by Steven Spielberg.
This has changed my life.
Just got back to the village I grew up in and immediately saw a guy I went to primary school with rocking an "I shave my head out of choice not because I have a receding hairline, honest!" haircut.
#ThereAreManyWaysToFeelOldAtChristmas
#ThereAreManyWaysToFeelOldAtChristmas
December 22, 2024 at 4:31 PM
Just got back to the village I grew up in and immediately saw a guy I went to primary school with rocking an "I shave my head out of choice not because I have a receding hairline, honest!" haircut.
#ThereAreManyWaysToFeelOldAtChristmas
#ThereAreManyWaysToFeelOldAtChristmas
Currently on antibiotics that I need to take 4 times a day on an empty stomach. The catch? I'm heading back to my mum's for Christmas. My stomach isn't going to be empty until at least the 27th.
December 22, 2024 at 1:42 PM
Currently on antibiotics that I need to take 4 times a day on an empty stomach. The catch? I'm heading back to my mum's for Christmas. My stomach isn't going to be empty until at least the 27th.
Surprisingly gender affirming card from my nan this year.
December 19, 2024 at 9:24 AM
Surprisingly gender affirming card from my nan this year.
Don't shake me like a polaroid picture. Place me face down in a dark pocket and wait for me to develop (like a polaroid picture).
December 18, 2024 at 9:56 PM
Don't shake me like a polaroid picture. Place me face down in a dark pocket and wait for me to develop (like a polaroid picture).
maybe today will be the day I eat the orange I put in my bag on Monday
September 28, 2023 at 6:25 AM
maybe today will be the day I eat the orange I put in my bag on Monday
it is a good start! very glad to see Wales is here to play.
September 24, 2023 at 7:27 PM
it is a good start! very glad to see Wales is here to play.
when the noises that other people are making are stressing me out, I try to remind myself that they are just existing and I can't get cross at them for that BUT I do think sucking your fingers in public is universally gross and should be banned.
September 23, 2023 at 9:39 PM
when the noises that other people are making are stressing me out, I try to remind myself that they are just existing and I can't get cross at them for that BUT I do think sucking your fingers in public is universally gross and should be banned.