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Jess
@harvmama.bsky.social
Not a tradwife, more like a hobbit
I live on the other side of the country, and I'd like him to be my mayor, please and thank you.
October 3, 2025 at 1:22 PM
I thought we all figured out how much of a turd that guy is. Didn't Tesla shares drop because of him earlier this year? Why are they giving him more money? In hopes he increases stock value seems....optimistic.
September 5, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Cause swill milk went so well the last time
April 22, 2025 at 12:40 PM
I'm in a very red area of a blue state, and we'll be lucky if we still have our schools by the end of this. Our tiny districts won't survive.
March 21, 2025 at 2:08 PM
I'm really looking forward to watching all their trials after this is over.
March 17, 2025 at 2:47 PM
And there goes Walgreens.
March 7, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Their solution is to: 1. Have the space 2. Build the coop, fencing, roofing (gotta keep them covered to prevent bird flu) 3. Find chicks ($5 each, need at least 2) 4. Feed them for 5-6 months before they even start laying and wait until next spring before they're doing it well. Great plan.
March 4, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Like that dude could survive even three days of it.
February 28, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Rude.
February 25, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Mine started laying again too, so I've been making jokes about having enough for my daughters dowry and how she can marry any lord of the land she'd like.
February 12, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Did AI pick this? I could see it not understanding that eggs are about 50 cents a piece, but it knows everyone is talking about them. Tone deaf af. Do better.
February 10, 2025 at 3:47 PM
We watched Wicked instead. Hadn't seen it yet.
February 10, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Yay, Gillian!
February 9, 2025 at 4:32 PM
It's the greatest movie of all time! We watch it anytime someone is having a bad day, so some weeks we watch it a lot.
February 2, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Some people need to take an ox bile supplement to help with digestion. That may help with the fried and heavy foods. Good luck!
January 21, 2025 at 2:50 PM