Pro-Tip: Those shitty sunglasses don't make you look cool. They make you look like the sex offender you almost certainly are.

Have you drunk a bottle of bleach today? No? Too bad.

Fucking traitor.

You traitorous miserable pile of shit.

Cuck Schumer needs to do the world a favor and choke on his own excrement. Guy serves the oligarchs, he's pro-Musk, his company has taken donations from Black Rock. He is a feeble, braindead old traitor. He's been festering and making shit worse since 1998. Democrat in Name Only.

Dusty old worthless scumbag.

"Don't mind us; we're just wasting millions of dollars because we have no idea what we're doing."

Hegseth has never even bagged his own groceries -- why in the hell does he have any say over our military? Guy is still working on trying to get his testicles to descend and he has the AUDACITY to ask for war crimes to be forgiven? Hegseth is the juice that collects at the bottom of the trash can.

This is where Corey Feldman got the idea for his angels -- not from Charlie but from Captain Caveman. Who better to take inspiration from than a captain?

Yeah, cool, I'm sure the CHiPs are VERY proud of themselves for getting rid of some plants. Oh boy! I feel so much safer now. You know, there wouldn't be a profitable black market if you didn't tax the everloving fuck out of cannabis. You've only helped to nurture and perpetuate the black market.

Fuck ICE and fuck the fascist, anti-American, bootlicking shitheads at Columbia University for almost certainly turning him in. Absolute fetid scum.

Daaang, Mia Sara and Matthew Lillard? Nice.

Yeah, from what I read, he doesn't even have a diagnosis. He self-diagnosed -- probably because he KNOWS he's not autistic, just an insufferable, gaping asshole. It's just another thing for him to poorly weaponize in defense of his complete lack of any kind of personality.

Aww, Penelo is adorable!

A lot of companies have a history with the nazis, unfortunately. Adidas and Puma were founded by two nazi brothers, for example.

Shouldn't you be drinking bathroom chemicals to help clear you of the measles or something?