Whoopsie doodles. They forgot to turn off their cameras before attempting to murder a citizen.

What nobody really considers in the “why won’t companies stand up to him” argument is that the owners of the companies are more aligned with Trump and his cronies (I mean, they ARE his cronies) than with regular people.

It’s weird that the hand make up and the face make up are such violently dissimilar shades.

GOP: Hurry everyone! Our polling in Texas is in the toilet after drowning the children.

The final solution is to round up the Democrats.

Everything about that interview was bonkers and it also shows that the bizarre story Trump told last week about his uncle being the Unibomber’s professor was one he “borrowed” from Epstein. Wild.

Maybe even add in a “once I heard what a sicko he was I had him kicked out of my club and I never spoke to him again.” He always takes the opportunity to make himself the hero. The fact that he went to immediate panic instead is telling.

2025 is already the dustiest of all years.

I’m sure they will- in the Sunday paper, to maximize profits.

Everyone knows that in a handshake, you bruise in literally the only area of the hand not making contact with anything else.

“The House is not in Order.” Yeah, that’s the point she was making.

They’re betting he won’t sue because then they have a chance to conduct discovery, and Trump definitely doesn’t want that.

I don’t believe for a second this health report is “honest.” But it was meant to distract.