Scott Hartsman
@hartsman.bsky.social
Shipping talks, bullshit walks. I've worked on a ton of MMOs and other online games. Mostly helping games startups these days. Also, corgis. Specifically, one large, lazy one in particular.
Absolutely every MMO is haunted in its own special way, and I think that's beautiful. (ff14)
August 13, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Absolutely every MMO is haunted in its own special way, and I think that's beautiful. (ff14)
I know the feeling, Darth. www.gamefile.news/p/fortnite-a...
May 16, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I know the feeling, Darth. www.gamefile.news/p/fortnite-a...
If you clip this thread just right, you can paste it to your friends to see who did and didn't spend time in the absolute wrongest places on the internet in their formative years
March 6, 2025 at 10:43 PM
If you clip this thread just right, you can paste it to your friends to see who did and didn't spend time in the absolute wrongest places on the internet in their formative years
Welp, just officially SURRENDERED (i've never liked that word) my license for a shiny new temporary WA one. Feels a little weird. Looks like I do live here now
January 24, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Welp, just officially SURRENDERED (i've never liked that word) my license for a shiny new temporary WA one. Feels a little weird. Looks like I do live here now
Progress! Down to 1189 outages. Absolute heroes out there putting things right
November 20, 2024 at 8:25 PM
Progress! Down to 1189 outages. Absolute heroes out there putting things right
Hey, we're back from a harrowing night of windy darkness, spotty LTE service, and an 8 hour assault of branches and pinecones. 1216 outages remain.
November 20, 2024 at 5:50 PM
Hey, we're back from a harrowing night of windy darkness, spotty LTE service, and an 8 hour assault of branches and pinecones. 1216 outages remain.
Happy monday, folks, from our resident ridiculous creature
November 18, 2024 at 7:21 PM
Happy monday, folks, from our resident ridiculous creature
Conferences are great and all, but it's really about the $8 trip to Foodland
October 19, 2024 at 9:01 PM
Conferences are great and all, but it's really about the $8 trip to Foodland
Also, good morning! Big moon.
October 17, 2024 at 4:24 PM
Also, good morning! Big moon.
I've slacked on posting anything corgi related - our stumpy old man had dental surgery yesterday and is healing up nicely, if not a little sore and puzzled yet. Getting properly spoiled for the next couple weeks
September 28, 2024 at 5:54 PM
I've slacked on posting anything corgi related - our stumpy old man had dental surgery yesterday and is healing up nicely, if not a little sore and puzzled yet. Getting properly spoiled for the next couple weeks
Not entirely comfortable being in any club that would have me as a member, but here we are
September 17, 2024 at 12:11 AM
Not entirely comfortable being in any club that would have me as a member, but here we are
Somewhere along the way, Pierce Brosnan turned into Godbert Manderville and...honestly, that seems pretty great?
September 13, 2024 at 8:55 PM
Somewhere along the way, Pierce Brosnan turned into Godbert Manderville and...honestly, that seems pretty great?
Any day I get to share this one with someone who's never seen it before is by definition a Good Day
October 13, 2023 at 9:34 PM
Any day I get to share this one with someone who's never seen it before is by definition a Good Day
Think he's trying to tell me he wants his own bluesky account
October 3, 2023 at 6:01 AM
Think he's trying to tell me he wants his own bluesky account
Very productive day for one of us
August 25, 2023 at 7:16 PM
Very productive day for one of us
I've been informed that the (increasingly inaccurately named) Final Fantasy will include Tacos, and that this is quite possibly the pinnacle of MMO content
July 28, 2023 at 5:51 PM
I've been informed that the (increasingly inaccurately named) Final Fantasy will include Tacos, and that this is quite possibly the pinnacle of MMO content
Good lord. It may be time to have the sensitive father/offspring chat....about cheat settings
July 26, 2023 at 4:50 PM
Good lord. It may be time to have the sensitive father/offspring chat....about cheat settings
If there's one thing that'll get me to break my morning twitter check habit, it's almost certainly twitter. thanks, twitter!
July 15, 2023 at 3:10 PM
If there's one thing that'll get me to break my morning twitter check habit, it's almost certainly twitter. thanks, twitter!
Since I got myself called out as one of those games folks - Hi! Here's some of the stuff I've done/helped with/worked on/made go
July 4, 2023 at 7:11 PM
Since I got myself called out as one of those games folks - Hi! Here's some of the stuff I've done/helped with/worked on/made go
All you need in one convenient package
July 4, 2023 at 6:03 PM
All you need in one convenient package
That would be both hilarious and in character for sure. I'm kinda feeling something like this is more likely than "new kind of mystery bot thing no one has ever mitigated before."
July 1, 2023 at 6:55 PM
That would be both hilarious and in character for sure. I'm kinda feeling something like this is more likely than "new kind of mystery bot thing no one has ever mitigated before."
A rare moment of cuddly from the resident giant
June 30, 2023 at 7:22 PM
A rare moment of cuddly from the resident giant
Today, a vision of grace and beauty
May 21, 2023 at 6:45 PM
Today, a vision of grace and beauty
What better first post than the first pic of our now much older, bigger dude
May 21, 2023 at 5:42 PM
What better first post than the first pic of our now much older, bigger dude