Hartley Wurkin
@hartleywurkin.bsky.social
53 🇨🇦, straight
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MDNI
420 friendly
NSFW
MDNI
420 friendly
December 25, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I wanted to change my handle to Vlad the Inhaler.. but I just know I'll get spammed by a bunch of bdsm bots 🤦
December 21, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I wanted to change my handle to Vlad the Inhaler.. but I just know I'll get spammed by a bunch of bdsm bots 🤦
I'll be ignoring that sign today 😁
December 21, 2025 at 10:55 AM
I'll be ignoring that sign today 😁
I don't do holidays..
December 19, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I don't do holidays..
70mph wind here today..
Not the kind of blow job I wanted 🤣
Not the kind of blow job I wanted 🤣
December 19, 2025 at 12:41 PM
70mph wind here today..
Not the kind of blow job I wanted 🤣
Not the kind of blow job I wanted 🤣
Another of my sunset scenes..
December 15, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Another of my sunset scenes..
Can't post pics of myself anymore.. I get massively spammed by bots and weirdos..
December 13, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Can't post pics of myself anymore.. I get massively spammed by bots and weirdos..
You build dams for 30 years.. they call you a dambuilder..
Get caught fucking a sheep.. and you ain't no dambuilder anymore..
Get caught fucking a sheep.. and you ain't no dambuilder anymore..
December 13, 2025 at 2:18 PM
You build dams for 30 years.. they call you a dambuilder..
Get caught fucking a sheep.. and you ain't no dambuilder anymore..
Get caught fucking a sheep.. and you ain't no dambuilder anymore..
The last couple weeks have been a real struggle
December 12, 2025 at 4:52 PM
The last couple weeks have been a real struggle
Are you a good person, who does bad things...
Or...
A bad person, who does good things...
Or...
A bad person, who does good things...
December 12, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Are you a good person, who does bad things...
Or...
A bad person, who does good things...
Or...
A bad person, who does good things...
Are there any paranoids in the audience tonight?
Is there anyone here who worries about things?
Is there anyone here who worries about things?
December 10, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Are there any paranoids in the audience tonight?
Is there anyone here who worries about things?
Is there anyone here who worries about things?
Reposted by Hartley Wurkin
The things I see from my office 🙂
December 2, 2025 at 12:29 AM
The things I see from my office 🙂
It's not a wonderful day..
It's another day of falling behind..
Another day of failing..
It's another day of falling behind..
Another day of failing..
November 26, 2025 at 9:52 PM
It's not a wonderful day..
It's another day of falling behind..
Another day of failing..
It's another day of falling behind..
Another day of failing..