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Harry Vanderspeigle
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“𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚋𝚞𝚕𝚕𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚝!”
Pinned
A gulf exists between humanity and my species.
Perhaps my child can help us Bridget. #residentalien
* Harry composed a paragraph describing what he was doing; a paragraph aimed at depicting the mundane in such a manner as to make it seem extraordinary. To this end, he flavored the paragraph with a liberal peppering of spicy descriptors and similes, delivered via a Third Person POV.
June 30, 2025 at 1:00 AM
That is what 𝙎𝙃𝙀 said. 😆
June 10, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Human languages can be tricky. For example, the word “Great” also means “The state of being horrible.”

It is like how the word “Bad” also means “The state of being outstanding.” Like in that in that song by Michael Jackson.
a man says it 's true while sitting in front of a stone wall
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June 10, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Human males are easily influenced by their hormones. This is a weakness.
You should never just listen to your balls. They’re nuts.
#residentalien
a man is laughing with his mouth open and the words `` ha ha ha ha '' written on the bottom .
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June 7, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Reposted by Harry Vanderspeigle
May 6, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Make sure that you are doing it right
June 7, 2025 at 12:14 AM
A gulf exists between humanity and my species.
Perhaps my child can help us Bridget. #residentalien
June 7, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Shopping day.
On to the next Target.
a red and white target logo with the word target below it
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April 1, 2025 at 9:41 PM
🤔
February 18, 2025 at 1:56 AM