Harry Neptune
@harryneptune.bsky.social
You learned the Konami code playing Contra.
I learned the Konami code playing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Fall of the Foot Clan.
We are not the same.
I learned the Konami code playing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Fall of the Foot Clan.
We are not the same.
September 18, 2025 at 12:18 PM
You learned the Konami code playing Contra.
I learned the Konami code playing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Fall of the Foot Clan.
We are not the same.
I learned the Konami code playing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Fall of the Foot Clan.
We are not the same.
Only who can prevent forest fires?
A) you
B) me
A) you
B) me
September 18, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Only who can prevent forest fires?
A) you
B) me
A) you
B) me
If Siri is going to remind me to turn my alarm off on holidays she should remind me to turn them back on too.
May 26, 2025 at 4:33 AM
If Siri is going to remind me to turn my alarm off on holidays she should remind me to turn them back on too.
I remember when PS5 promised to remember my invert look settings across every game.
April 12, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I remember when PS5 promised to remember my invert look settings across every game.
Reposted by Harry Neptune
you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.
March 5, 2025 at 10:34 PM
you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.
People that describe themselves as hilarious never are.
February 15, 2025 at 1:56 AM
People that describe themselves as hilarious never are.
If Siri is gonna remind me that tomorrow is a holiday and I should turn off my alarm clock…she should also remind me tomorrow night to turn it back on.
January 20, 2025 at 4:09 AM
If Siri is gonna remind me that tomorrow is a holiday and I should turn off my alarm clock…she should also remind me tomorrow night to turn it back on.
Best part about having a five year old is that someone…finally…enjoys when I rap in the car
January 13, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Best part about having a five year old is that someone…finally…enjoys when I rap in the car