Harry Chronic Jr
@harrychronicjr.bsky.social
Joan Didion for people who have suffered repeated concussions.
November 17, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Joan Didion for people who have suffered repeated concussions.
How that Peewee Herman looking motherfucker Ken Rosenthal is even permitted within 20 miles of an MLB stadium is beyond me.
November 15, 2025 at 8:46 PM
How that Peewee Herman looking motherfucker Ken Rosenthal is even permitted within 20 miles of an MLB stadium is beyond me.
Fuck a journalism degree. Being a sociopath who can write in passive voice are all the prerequisites you need to write for the NYT.
November 14, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Fuck a journalism degree. Being a sociopath who can write in passive voice are all the prerequisites you need to write for the NYT.
Michael Meatball
November 13, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Michael Meatball
Lol. Bo said he wants to stay. The GMs said they want him to stay. Hes beloved by the fanbase. They have the budget to give him big money. They have a recent winning record.
But sure, hes going to sign with the Braves or some shit.
But sure, hes going to sign with the Braves or some shit.
November 10, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Lol. Bo said he wants to stay. The GMs said they want him to stay. Hes beloved by the fanbase. They have the budget to give him big money. They have a recent winning record.
But sure, hes going to sign with the Braves or some shit.
But sure, hes going to sign with the Braves or some shit.
In Calgary we just plow over anything built before the millenium but keep people satiated with a Walmart every 20 km.
November 8, 2025 at 10:40 PM
In Calgary we just plow over anything built before the millenium but keep people satiated with a Walmart every 20 km.
This dude tried to become Prime Minister by positioning himself as Canadian-brand Donald Trump. He blew an assload of money on what was less of a "campaign" and more just a series of RW media appearances to air his grievances. Ended up dropping out because he couldnt learn French.
November 8, 2025 at 10:04 PM
This dude tried to become Prime Minister by positioning himself as Canadian-brand Donald Trump. He blew an assload of money on what was less of a "campaign" and more just a series of RW media appearances to air his grievances. Ended up dropping out because he couldnt learn French.
Its cool that 54y/o Elon Musk has morphed into 67y/o Robert Patrick
November 8, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Its cool that 54y/o Elon Musk has morphed into 67y/o Robert Patrick
Great seat to nap in when you're waiting for a tow.
November 5, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Great seat to nap in when you're waiting for a tow.
Word-for-word almost the same speech my dad gave me when I made fun of his Chrysler 5th Avenue.
November 4, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Word-for-word almost the same speech my dad gave me when I made fun of his Chrysler 5th Avenue.
Because I'm busy, just out of frame, beating 7 kinds of hell out of the dipshit who just ran over my foot.
November 4, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Because I'm busy, just out of frame, beating 7 kinds of hell out of the dipshit who just ran over my foot.
Probably don't want to get into an arms race just to turn out like the Mets. As a fellow coward I can sympathize.
November 3, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Probably don't want to get into an arms race just to turn out like the Mets. As a fellow coward I can sympathize.
I think the most heart-wrenching part of these interviews is that most of them seemed more bummed about the band inevitably breaking up than the loss itself.
November 2, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I think the most heart-wrenching part of these interviews is that most of them seemed more bummed about the band inevitably breaking up than the loss itself.
This is why I had high hopes for Yariel Rodriguez. Every successful sports team needs 2-3 guys who look like they've ended someones life before.
November 1, 2025 at 9:32 PM
This is why I had high hopes for Yariel Rodriguez. Every successful sports team needs 2-3 guys who look like they've ended someones life before.
Yet Freddie Freeman has the chins of 4 men. Doesn't seem fair.
October 30, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Yet Freddie Freeman has the chins of 4 men. Doesn't seem fair.
Trey couldn't huff half the darts I did at 22.
October 30, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Trey couldn't huff half the darts I did at 22.
Part of the reason I was dubious when it came out that he was a paid propaganda mouthpiece for Israel. I thought surely they have enough money they can do a little better than Michael Rappaport.
October 30, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Part of the reason I was dubious when it came out that he was a paid propaganda mouthpiece for Israel. I thought surely they have enough money they can do a little better than Michael Rappaport.
If Michael Kay was on Bluesky I would have needed to create multiple accounts for the amount of harassment I'd be laying into him.
October 29, 2025 at 6:17 PM
If Michael Kay was on Bluesky I would have needed to create multiple accounts for the amount of harassment I'd be laying into him.
Gotta love unsolicited advice about my janky theme decks.
"Your deck could really use a ____"
How bout you shut the hell up. If I wanted this deck to be good I wouldn't have made a Scarecrow Chef deck in the first place.
"Your deck could really use a ____"
How bout you shut the hell up. If I wanted this deck to be good I wouldn't have made a Scarecrow Chef deck in the first place.
October 29, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Gotta love unsolicited advice about my janky theme decks.
"Your deck could really use a ____"
How bout you shut the hell up. If I wanted this deck to be good I wouldn't have made a Scarecrow Chef deck in the first place.
"Your deck could really use a ____"
How bout you shut the hell up. If I wanted this deck to be good I wouldn't have made a Scarecrow Chef deck in the first place.
Blue Jays won but they managed to make Treinen feel bad so its kind of a win-win for everybody.
October 29, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Blue Jays won but they managed to make Treinen feel bad so its kind of a win-win for everybody.
Yes, but hes doing things only Shohei Ohtani has done (get intentionally walked, today)
October 28, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Yes, but hes doing things only Shohei Ohtani has done (get intentionally walked, today)