Mike
@harrogatemike.bsky.social
Digital designer based in Harrogate, UK.
Of course it was socially acceptable. My dad used to tell us stories of what they got up to (then go on to tell us not to do the same).
January 27, 2026 at 2:37 PM
Of course it was socially acceptable. My dad used to tell us stories of what they got up to (then go on to tell us not to do the same).
Who said it was a phone battery?
January 22, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Who said it was a phone battery?
I see what you did there.
January 21, 2026 at 7:52 PM
I see what you did there.
Is that because you're shooting up in there?
January 21, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Is that because you're shooting up in there?
Then they moved to Fuckwankbastardbollocksshitespunk.
January 20, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Then they moved to Fuckwankbastardbollocksshitespunk.
Most likely true, that.
January 17, 2026 at 9:34 AM
Most likely true, that.
Ohhh, don’t spoil the obviously made-up Fess. 🤣
January 17, 2026 at 9:15 AM
Ohhh, don’t spoil the obviously made-up Fess. 🤣
I’m not sure if you’re trying to trick us here?
January 17, 2026 at 9:11 AM
I’m not sure if you’re trying to trick us here?
Gambling machines preceded quiz machines (starting with the original one-arm bandit machines). Quiz machines clearly don’t make as much money, so they’ve swapped back.
January 17, 2026 at 9:01 AM
Gambling machines preceded quiz machines (starting with the original one-arm bandit machines). Quiz machines clearly don’t make as much money, so they’ve swapped back.
I've never seen someone dressed in camouflage.
January 16, 2026 at 2:09 PM
I've never seen someone dressed in camouflage.
Wait. You boop boobs? And you accidentally booped boobs with someone you don't ordinarily boop boobs with?
No, still not got it here in Englishland.
No, still not got it here in Englishland.
January 15, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Wait. You boop boobs? And you accidentally booped boobs with someone you don't ordinarily boop boobs with?
No, still not got it here in Englishland.
No, still not got it here in Englishland.
So just like Tom & Jerry apart from all of the bits that are absolutely nothing like Tom & Jerry.
January 14, 2026 at 3:43 PM
So just like Tom & Jerry apart from all of the bits that are absolutely nothing like Tom & Jerry.
It’s biodegradable, so pop it in the recycling if you would, please.
January 13, 2026 at 1:59 PM
It’s biodegradable, so pop it in the recycling if you would, please.
That's innovation, not invention.
January 13, 2026 at 12:51 PM
That's innovation, not invention.
Comic Sans is a popular font for people with dyslexia as the unique shapes can make it easier to read. So, no, don't put Comic Sans in the bin.
January 13, 2026 at 12:05 PM
Comic Sans is a popular font for people with dyslexia as the unique shapes can make it easier to read. So, no, don't put Comic Sans in the bin.
Surely eating it with a small spoon will take longer to eat it, therefore it will be more likely to be soggy than eating quickly with a big spoon?
January 13, 2026 at 11:59 AM
Surely eating it with a small spoon will take longer to eat it, therefore it will be more likely to be soggy than eating quickly with a big spoon?
Please watch the Jack Dee sketch on dogs v cats – that'll put you straight on the matter.
January 13, 2026 at 11:42 AM
Please watch the Jack Dee sketch on dogs v cats – that'll put you straight on the matter.
Easy - they don't book the room out for the next night, giving them time to turn the room around. Then they charge more for rooms to allow for unused nights. Ohh, hang on...
January 13, 2026 at 10:16 AM
Easy - they don't book the room out for the next night, giving them time to turn the room around. Then they charge more for rooms to allow for unused nights. Ohh, hang on...
But not before you adopt a donkey.
January 10, 2026 at 11:18 AM
But not before you adopt a donkey.
The UI on Wiki is awful though.
January 10, 2026 at 11:16 AM
The UI on Wiki is awful though.
Errr, yes, my point entirely - they are just maximising profit.
January 10, 2026 at 8:22 AM
Errr, yes, my point entirely - they are just maximising profit.
It has zero to do with how much is held in a machine - it’s simply about extracting maximum profit from the parking space. I’m astonished you can’t comprehend this.
January 9, 2026 at 11:37 PM
It has zero to do with how much is held in a machine - it’s simply about extracting maximum profit from the parking space. I’m astonished you can’t comprehend this.