Harrison Fuerst
@harrisonthefirst.bsky.social
Ex-Diplomat 🇺🇳
Now-Copywriter💡
Give me levity, or give me death 👽
Now-Copywriter💡
Give me levity, or give me death 👽
not so much hopeful as hopehalful
March 30, 2025 at 6:22 PM
not so much hopeful as hopehalful
You are so appreciated. History won’t be kind to those who capitulate to a tyrant.
March 14, 2025 at 11:48 PM
You are so appreciated. History won’t be kind to those who capitulate to a tyrant.
Been calling for that tactic for days now. Looks like only one spine showed up.
March 5, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Been calling for that tactic for days now. Looks like only one spine showed up.
They should ALL be forcing their removal one by one, preventing the traitorous avalanche of lies spewing out of that podium
March 5, 2025 at 2:33 AM
They should ALL be forcing their removal one by one, preventing the traitorous avalanche of lies spewing out of that podium
Walkout. Then hold a press conference with ALL members of the White House Correspondents Association in the face of attacks on our constitution.
February 28, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Walkout. Then hold a press conference with ALL members of the White House Correspondents Association in the face of attacks on our constitution.
Bone queef to your heart’s content, kid
February 24, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Bone queef to your heart’s content, kid
Fuckin yikes… I try not to kink shame, but imperial extortion is a gross one
February 22, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Fuckin yikes… I try not to kink shame, but imperial extortion is a gross one
“What other precious franchise can we ruin after Lord of the Rings? Oh, oh, 007!!!” - Amazon
February 21, 2025 at 12:16 AM
“What other precious franchise can we ruin after Lord of the Rings? Oh, oh, 007!!!” - Amazon
No. It's a *fantastic* investment.
February 20, 2025 at 5:04 AM
No. It's a *fantastic* investment.
If his party is just gonna fully abandon its duty to participate in American democracy, then we literally don’t have a two-party system anymore.
February 18, 2025 at 7:15 PM
If his party is just gonna fully abandon its duty to participate in American democracy, then we literally don’t have a two-party system anymore.
When their gripe is you knowing your rights, it means their plan is to violate them. Cowardice and corruption in equal measure.
February 18, 2025 at 7:10 PM
When their gripe is you knowing your rights, it means their plan is to violate them. Cowardice and corruption in equal measure.
Call it the Daily Reality Briefing
February 15, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Call it the Daily Reality Briefing
A "news" channel sane-washing his dictatorial insanity really speaks to the depth of our national crisis.
February 11, 2025 at 5:59 AM
A "news" channel sane-washing his dictatorial insanity really speaks to the depth of our national crisis.
"smart" is a weird way to spell "finally something not batshit insane"
February 10, 2025 at 5:24 AM
"smart" is a weird way to spell "finally something not batshit insane"
Guess they were all “inspired” by this toupee spot from Australia (2019): youtu.be/pkYoCqWlNZA?...
Up, Up and Toupee
YouTube video by DDB Australia
youtu.be
February 10, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Guess they were all “inspired” by this toupee spot from Australia (2019): youtu.be/pkYoCqWlNZA?...
surreal? it's real, sir!!! and it's gotdang INCREDIBLE 🔥🔥🔥
January 25, 2025 at 6:30 PM
surreal? it's real, sir!!! and it's gotdang INCREDIBLE 🔥🔥🔥