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Harrison Greeley the Third
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Super guy. Reverend Anders, your butt is toast.
Reposted by Harrison Greeley the Third
What did you think he meant when he said that people come up to him with "tears in their eyes" if not his eye-watering stench of dirty diapers and rancid french fry grease.
February 1, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Not all of us.
February 2, 2026 at 2:42 AM
WHY ONLY 80%
February 1, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Yes
February 1, 2026 at 2:50 AM
In the borscht-belt best way.
February 1, 2026 at 12:32 AM
That’s the best Letterman opening monologue joke I’ve ever read.

That is a high compliment if anyone questioned.
February 1, 2026 at 12:31 AM
I just sang this as a song. Seriously catchy.
February 1, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Oh man I miss this…good clip
February 1, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Biden was worse.

Fuck

Off
January 31, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Of course you wouldn’t be saying that exact phrase for clicks right?
January 31, 2026 at 7:41 PM
So the fix is in

And I guess you’re saying that so no one will vote right??

Not helpful
January 31, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Go to hell.
January 31, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Damn, Patton….you hit that out of the park
January 31, 2026 at 7:01 PM