Fully agree with your overall point but I cook Bourdain's recipe for liver & onions far too often so might be the statistical outlier here

Feeling the same. They will be the death of me. Fucking hell.

Huge problem with Bruno, this. Top quality player and doesn't deserve to be made a scapegoat, but in tough times he just seems to drain the team's confidence further. It's like the Cantona effect but in reverse.

I think Naomi Wolf is the mad one you might be thinking of (they get mixed up a lot!)

More of a playmaker than a proper centre-forward in fairness, had more assists than goals. Great touch considering all those long train journeys too.

Amazing that we even got a point/made a game of it though obviously

Large parts of Rhyl are already his in spirit

Haha, definitely an upgrade. Think I've seen his Slade one too

If you ever need to drive a captive enemy insane there's a version on YouTube which loops the chorus for 11 hours

This sci-fi pervert does not represent the rest of us here in North Wales, we all know it's three elves max

...and so it came to pass. The Theatre of Dreams graced once again by the presence of North Wales' Unluckiest Man™ #mufc