Carrie
@harriecook.bsky.social
Just a girl looking forward to her next cup of coffee.
Probably watching the Golden Girls
Probably watching the Golden Girls
I’m manifesting a job that pays me my worth and doesn’t suck at communicating
March 24, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I’m manifesting a job that pays me my worth and doesn’t suck at communicating
My favorite hobby is to fight with people on the internet who are okay with children being exploited by their parents on TLC tv shows
March 24, 2025 at 6:47 PM
My favorite hobby is to fight with people on the internet who are okay with children being exploited by their parents on TLC tv shows
I can feel a menty b coming on 🫠
March 24, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I can feel a menty b coming on 🫠
Yall why are the people at my old job obsessed with me
March 14, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Yall why are the people at my old job obsessed with me
Traumatizing my family by saying “happy anniversary of my sister almost dying in child birth!” at my nephew’s birthday party. But don’t worry, I added “jokes on him because he got cancer…karma” to really rub it in
March 9, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Traumatizing my family by saying “happy anniversary of my sister almost dying in child birth!” at my nephew’s birthday party. But don’t worry, I added “jokes on him because he got cancer…karma” to really rub it in
I started a painting today, which says a lot because I haven’t been able to form a idea in years. It’s no where near finished but it’s a start
March 7, 2025 at 3:48 AM
I started a painting today, which says a lot because I haven’t been able to form a idea in years. It’s no where near finished but it’s a start
Me: “Tariffs on imports are going to affect United States citizens.”
Them: “let’s not argue.”
Dafuck
Them: “let’s not argue.”
Dafuck
March 4, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Me: “Tariffs on imports are going to affect United States citizens.”
Them: “let’s not argue.”
Dafuck
Them: “let’s not argue.”
Dafuck
I had a breakthrough in therapy today and I don’t know how I feel about it
March 3, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I had a breakthrough in therapy today and I don’t know how I feel about it
John Cena as a heel is about as believable as his comb over.
March 2, 2025 at 3:27 AM
John Cena as a heel is about as believable as his comb over.
My toxic trait is any time someone says “shop local,” I take it as a challenge to go to as many small businesses as I can in 24 hours.
February 28, 2025 at 5:47 PM
My toxic trait is any time someone says “shop local,” I take it as a challenge to go to as many small businesses as I can in 24 hours.
My favorite hobby is people watching at the local drag brunch
February 23, 2025 at 4:29 PM
My favorite hobby is people watching at the local drag brunch
It’s my birthday! Yes, it is 1 day off from National Margarita day
February 21, 2025 at 8:29 PM
It’s my birthday! Yes, it is 1 day off from National Margarita day
I’m a bad friend because when one of my friends complains about the same person over and over again, I just say “block them.”
February 20, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I’m a bad friend because when one of my friends complains about the same person over and over again, I just say “block them.”
Someone is regretting her life choices
February 18, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Someone is regretting her life choices
My niece asked me to pick her up from school and the proceeded to provide me directions on how to get there…I graduated from there 15 years ago.
February 18, 2025 at 5:24 PM
My niece asked me to pick her up from school and the proceeded to provide me directions on how to get there…I graduated from there 15 years ago.
If my husband went on TV and made jokes about my sexual harassment lawsuit, I’d simply file for divorce
February 17, 2025 at 5:16 PM
If my husband went on TV and made jokes about my sexual harassment lawsuit, I’d simply file for divorce
Someone on the internet told me I would write great fanfics, and I can’t decide if that’s a compliment or not
February 12, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Someone on the internet told me I would write great fanfics, and I can’t decide if that’s a compliment or not
If I had a dollar for every time I’ve said “my therapist will hear about this” in the last week, I could pay for my next appointment.
February 11, 2025 at 12:36 AM
If I had a dollar for every time I’ve said “my therapist will hear about this” in the last week, I could pay for my next appointment.
My birthdays in like 2 weeks and I’ve yet to solidify any plans 🤷🏻♀️
February 9, 2025 at 8:48 PM
My birthdays in like 2 weeks and I’ve yet to solidify any plans 🤷🏻♀️
If you’re looking for an alternative to the Super Bowl, the Golden Girls are on Hulu
February 9, 2025 at 4:21 PM
If you’re looking for an alternative to the Super Bowl, the Golden Girls are on Hulu
Would I be the asshole if I took melatonin every 8 hours and slept for the next week
February 6, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Would I be the asshole if I took melatonin every 8 hours and slept for the next week
Every day I’m thankful I no longer work at a law firm that specializes in SSDI and SSI…but these days, I’m a little more thankful because I would be in a ball crying after I left every day
February 3, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Every day I’m thankful I no longer work at a law firm that specializes in SSDI and SSI…but these days, I’m a little more thankful because I would be in a ball crying after I left every day
I do feel like the terms “icon” and “legend” are thrown around a bit too loosely these days.
February 2, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I do feel like the terms “icon” and “legend” are thrown around a bit too loosely these days.
I won wrestling trivia. How am I still single?
February 2, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I won wrestling trivia. How am I still single?
I have a friend who keeps posting in support of RFK Jr and his ideas on vaccines, and as someone who’s 10 month old nephew has a compromised immune system because he has cancer, I don’t know how to nicely tell her stfu.
January 31, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I have a friend who keeps posting in support of RFK Jr and his ideas on vaccines, and as someone who’s 10 month old nephew has a compromised immune system because he has cancer, I don’t know how to nicely tell her stfu.