A Bear Insane
@harpomarxist.bsky.social
The self-effacing cowboy mystic of suburbia.
Ok, Billy, but if we're going to crucify the insincere tonight, we really need to get started now.
I do believe in you, I just also believe in the timetable.
I do believe in you, I just also believe in the timetable.
December 14, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Ok, Billy, but if we're going to crucify the insincere tonight, we really need to get started now.
I do believe in you, I just also believe in the timetable.
I do believe in you, I just also believe in the timetable.
I don't mean to imply that my mother was distant and unaffectionate, but in my undergrad psychology class when we saw the experimental group in Skinner's monkey experiments I inadvertently said "Mama."
December 11, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I don't mean to imply that my mother was distant and unaffectionate, but in my undergrad psychology class when we saw the experimental group in Skinner's monkey experiments I inadvertently said "Mama."
I don't know if the briefcase stack is my hipster side or my redneck side
December 9, 2025 at 4:12 AM
I don't know if the briefcase stack is my hipster side or my redneck side
Sobriety is dangerous. Every time I decided to get drunk I was stone cold sober
December 5, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Sobriety is dangerous. Every time I decided to get drunk I was stone cold sober
RIP Tom Stoppard
Do you ever think of yourself as actually dead, lying in a box with the lid on it? Nor do I really. Silly to be depressed by it. I mean, one thinks of it like being alive in a box. One keeps forgetting to take into account that one is dead. Which should make all the difference.
Do you ever think of yourself as actually dead, lying in a box with the lid on it? Nor do I really. Silly to be depressed by it. I mean, one thinks of it like being alive in a box. One keeps forgetting to take into account that one is dead. Which should make all the difference.
December 1, 2025 at 4:00 PM
RIP Tom Stoppard
Do you ever think of yourself as actually dead, lying in a box with the lid on it? Nor do I really. Silly to be depressed by it. I mean, one thinks of it like being alive in a box. One keeps forgetting to take into account that one is dead. Which should make all the difference.
Do you ever think of yourself as actually dead, lying in a box with the lid on it? Nor do I really. Silly to be depressed by it. I mean, one thinks of it like being alive in a box. One keeps forgetting to take into account that one is dead. Which should make all the difference.
Everybody, Scream is beautiful and cinematic and magical and haunting. And, I love Florence and the Machine so much.
October 31, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Everybody, Scream is beautiful and cinematic and magical and haunting. And, I love Florence and the Machine so much.
I need one of those German compound words for "Not good at gatherings."
October 13, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I need one of those German compound words for "Not good at gatherings."
My current goal is to be a sack of crap. My current status is a fat crap of sack, so that would be an improvement.
October 6, 2025 at 4:11 PM
My current goal is to be a sack of crap. My current status is a fat crap of sack, so that would be an improvement.
World's biggest hack announces plan to recreate Starry Night on antique door hardware.
"It seems like a fun idea," the absolute turnip is reported as saying.
"It seems like a fun idea," the absolute turnip is reported as saying.
October 2, 2025 at 4:14 PM
World's biggest hack announces plan to recreate Starry Night on antique door hardware.
"It seems like a fun idea," the absolute turnip is reported as saying.
"It seems like a fun idea," the absolute turnip is reported as saying.
I guess we don't care about the Trump Whitehouse violating the Hatch Act?
October 2, 2025 at 12:58 PM
I guess we don't care about the Trump Whitehouse violating the Hatch Act?
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punkermeise 🪶
September 30, 2025 at 8:08 PM
punkermeise 🪶
Why the hell does the right think that "Autism" is leprosy? I'm Autistic and almost all of my problems are caused by living in a society that caters exclusively to the neurotypical brain.
Tylenol doesn't cause autism. A strictly defined cultural acceptance of normal causes problems.
Tylenol doesn't cause autism. A strictly defined cultural acceptance of normal causes problems.
September 23, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Why the hell does the right think that "Autism" is leprosy? I'm Autistic and almost all of my problems are caused by living in a society that caters exclusively to the neurotypical brain.
Tylenol doesn't cause autism. A strictly defined cultural acceptance of normal causes problems.
Tylenol doesn't cause autism. A strictly defined cultural acceptance of normal causes problems.
I like movies too much to be normal, but not enough to be a cinephile
August 27, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I like movies too much to be normal, but not enough to be a cinephile
Tried to take a video of myself doing something and caught a view of my body from an unexpected angle. Needless to say, my day is ruined.
August 26, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Tried to take a video of myself doing something and caught a view of my body from an unexpected angle. Needless to say, my day is ruined.
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The thing about the Epstein disgustingness that strikes me hardest is that hundreds of rich old men raped underage girls and the only person currently in jail for that vile behavior is a woman.
July 16, 2025 at 7:17 PM
The thing about the Epstein disgustingness that strikes me hardest is that hundreds of rich old men raped underage girls and the only person currently in jail for that vile behavior is a woman.
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![4-panel comic. (1) [Two people in front of tent. Person with short hair kneels, stacking sticks.] PERSON 1: Can you show me how to build a campfire? PERSON 2 with short hair: Sure! We’ll use the log cabin method. First, we build a square cabin out of sticks. (2) PERSON 2 [holding tiny table and chair]: Next, we’ll add interior walls, doors, and some cabin furniture made from twigs. PERSON 1: This is very elaborate. (3) [Person 2 runs wire to miniature cabin. Tiny lightning bolt symbols indicate the wire is energized.] PERSON 2: Now we’ll add some rudimentary plumbing and electrical wiring. 50 amps, nothing fancy. PERSON 1: It kind of seems like you’re just building a cabin. PERSON 2: I just— …Oops. (4) [The mini cabin is on fire.] PERSON 2: I think my wiring wasn’t up to code. PERSON 1 [leaning away and shielding face]: *AAAAA!* PERSON 2: …And that’s how you build a fire!](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreibhldb3gj5547wwghnzqod5jqjacxhiagvac7ge7pup6wn5z6z7kq@jpeg)
July 14, 2025 at 8:38 PM
It is ONLY my second rodeo. Could you be a little bit patient, please?
June 30, 2025 at 5:08 PM
It is ONLY my second rodeo. Could you be a little bit patient, please?
mentally I am in the Golden Years dance scene in A Knight's Tale
June 26, 2025 at 2:36 PM
mentally I am in the Golden Years dance scene in A Knight's Tale
I need to find a job as someone who is not very smart or good at doing anything but I think I have too much empathy to pursue politics.
June 24, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I need to find a job as someone who is not very smart or good at doing anything but I think I have too much empathy to pursue politics.
Today in Chicago
No Kings Protest - Daley Plaza
Pirates at Cubs - Wrigley Field
Nashville at Fire - Soldier Field
Mass Honoring Pope Leo - Guaranteed Rate Field
Puerto Rican Day Parade - Humboldt Park
No one gets anywhere today
No Kings Protest - Daley Plaza
Pirates at Cubs - Wrigley Field
Nashville at Fire - Soldier Field
Mass Honoring Pope Leo - Guaranteed Rate Field
Puerto Rican Day Parade - Humboldt Park
No one gets anywhere today
June 14, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Today in Chicago
No Kings Protest - Daley Plaza
Pirates at Cubs - Wrigley Field
Nashville at Fire - Soldier Field
Mass Honoring Pope Leo - Guaranteed Rate Field
Puerto Rican Day Parade - Humboldt Park
No one gets anywhere today
No Kings Protest - Daley Plaza
Pirates at Cubs - Wrigley Field
Nashville at Fire - Soldier Field
Mass Honoring Pope Leo - Guaranteed Rate Field
Puerto Rican Day Parade - Humboldt Park
No one gets anywhere today
Taking a trip to Camp Crystal Lake
June 14, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Taking a trip to Camp Crystal Lake
As Karl Marx famously said "History repeats itself, first as tragedy and then again as farce."
June 6, 2025 at 5:14 PM
As Karl Marx famously said "History repeats itself, first as tragedy and then again as farce."
My mom's family was in the steel industry, and as best as they can explain, the "cause" of death when someone falls into a vat of molten steel is "Their body is describable by physics instead of biology."
June 4, 2025 at 4:01 PM
My mom's family was in the steel industry, and as best as they can explain, the "cause" of death when someone falls into a vat of molten steel is "Their body is describable by physics instead of biology."