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High Priest of the Jlfksjlfl. All hail King Comment ?, and Prophet Canard WC.
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The Great Bible is the Book that stands closed to most people and yet remains heavy. To read it you must master #Jlfksjlfl language, taught by the Prophet Canard WC. #Rayman
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The Matrix (1999)
Dirs: Lana and Lilly Wachowski
#oneperfectshot 📽️
January 31, 2026 at 4:31 PM
The Great Bible is the Book that stands closed to most people and yet remains heavy. To read it you must master #Jlfksjlfl language, taught by the Prophet Canard WC. #Rayman
January 31, 2026 at 4:14 PM
The faithful members of the #Jlfksjlfl honor the Great Flying Poo, the Supreme Presence whose wisdom and authority guide all things. Eternal and absolute, the Great Flying Poo transcends human limitation and serves as the source of order, purpose, and moral guidance. Amen. 💩
January 24, 2026 at 11:03 AM
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Hate to break it to you, but those aren't jellyfish. 🙅‍♂️ Behold the majesty of the Great Flying Poo and the Celestial Farts! 💩✨😇
#Jlfksjlfl
January 23, 2026 at 11:03 AM
They bent the knee to save themselves. Who is left to save you? All will eventually bow to King Comment ?. #Rayman #Jlfksjlfl
January 21, 2026 at 6:14 PM
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Rare footage of the historic moment King Comment ? stripped Dumbchman the Usurper of his stolen power and returned him to his true station: the Royal Fool. 🤡

The scepter struck true that day in the name of the Great Flying Poo! 💩✨

#jlfksjlfl
January 15, 2026 at 11:56 PM
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I believe in the Great Flying Poo, the Fecal Almighty, & Canard WC, his Prophet. Born of the Porcelain, flushed, descended into Sewers. On the 3rd day He floated.

I believe in the Jlfksjlfl faith, the Wiping of Stains, Resurrection of the Corn & Stench Everlasting.

Amen. 💩🚽

#Jlfksjlfl
January 11, 2026 at 12:35 PM
Praise the Great Flying Poo, and eternal glory to His Prophet Canard WC! 🥰
January 4, 2026 at 9:05 AM