Harper Weaver
@harperweaver.bsky.social
And this week’s number one reason to be alive is: trying to dance around something enough to preserve a tone, but be descriptive enough to make a few quotes very funny
November 22, 2025 at 8:18 PM
And this week’s number one reason to be alive is: trying to dance around something enough to preserve a tone, but be descriptive enough to make a few quotes very funny
You work in media?
November 20, 2025 at 6:14 PM
You work in media?
Why? Post this? There’s no way that’s real.
November 20, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Why? Post this? There’s no way that’s real.
Couldn’t follow through
November 14, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Couldn’t follow through
Hey hey hey, we’re not talking about a four year old daughter here
November 13, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Hey hey hey, we’re not talking about a four year old daughter here
What do you normally write in?
November 13, 2025 at 1:16 AM
What do you normally write in?
Got it. I am very stupid and didn’t see the link.
November 12, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Got it. I am very stupid and didn’t see the link.
This is something the rarely referenced Denzel Washington movie”Deja Vu” gets right. One false start, and they get the hell out of there.
November 12, 2025 at 2:39 AM
This is something the rarely referenced Denzel Washington movie”Deja Vu” gets right. One false start, and they get the hell out of there.
I know that’s not the same think as the $300 drawing. I’d just like to to get a quote on what something like that might be like, and I realize that might require more detail.
Big fan. I hope you get lots of requests.
Big fan. I hope you get lots of requests.
November 10, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I know that’s not the same think as the $300 drawing. I’d just like to to get a quote on what something like that might be like, and I realize that might require more detail.
Big fan. I hope you get lots of requests.
Big fan. I hope you get lots of requests.
In general, I’m looking for a price for a 36x12 portrait with the same character in different outfits tending a garden. In your style.
November 10, 2025 at 3:22 AM
In general, I’m looking for a price for a 36x12 portrait with the same character in different outfits tending a garden. In your style.
Can you follow me real quick so I can DM? Or do you have open DMs and I’m just an idiot that can’t figure out blue sky’s ui
November 10, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Can you follow me real quick so I can DM? Or do you have open DMs and I’m just an idiot that can’t figure out blue sky’s ui
The Durban one is insane. There’s no voicemail! The message just says “if you reached this message during business hours, we are experiencing a high volume of calls. Try calling again later.” Click.
Called the rest nice to hear some voicemails are full.
Called the rest nice to hear some voicemails are full.
November 10, 2025 at 2:50 AM
The Durban one is insane. There’s no voicemail! The message just says “if you reached this message during business hours, we are experiencing a high volume of calls. Try calling again later.” Click.
Called the rest nice to hear some voicemails are full.
Called the rest nice to hear some voicemails are full.
The elections hadn’t happened yet. They simply didn’t have enough leverage to cave.
November 10, 2025 at 2:24 AM
The elections hadn’t happened yet. They simply didn’t have enough leverage to cave.
Cool. Thinking about one. Going to try and fit it into holiday gift budget.
November 10, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Cool. Thinking about one. Going to try and fit it into holiday gift budget.
Can the background tier include a simple direction like “include some crazy plays”
November 10, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Can the background tier include a simple direction like “include some crazy plays”
This is bad news for your youngest child.
November 9, 2025 at 2:43 AM
This is bad news for your youngest child.
Did he say this on X, the everything app, where I do all my banking?
November 9, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Did he say this on X, the everything app, where I do all my banking?
It also shows people are capable of intentionally not objectifying people based on looks. Some people just pick and choose when to do so for strange political reasons, where others have realized you can just not do it at all.
November 7, 2025 at 7:32 PM
It also shows people are capable of intentionally not objectifying people based on looks. Some people just pick and choose when to do so for strange political reasons, where others have realized you can just not do it at all.
Did anybody inform him the country is over 200 years old?
November 3, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Did anybody inform him the country is over 200 years old?
Vlad was fun. Vlad jr is fun.
October 21, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Vlad was fun. Vlad jr is fun.
And they should have listened
October 21, 2025 at 6:29 AM
And they should have listened
Just don’t say this out loud around your computer. It’ll enter self defense mode.
October 16, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Just don’t say this out loud around your computer. It’ll enter self defense mode.