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Jayvik but whichever way you want it
Tweet from @feralhousepuppy For like a week, every night my wife has been pushing me on my back, rubbing my tummy and going "Puppy time puppy time!" over and over. Until last night she goes "Is it puppy time?" So obv I lay down and expose my belly and I just realized THAT MOTHERFUCKER TRAINED A RESPONSE >:
August 20, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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cw spider
well I was going to clean out T’s enclosure today but she’s decided she wants to hang out on the roof today so I guess nevermind
A large black and brown tarantula clinging to the underside of her enclosure’s lid.
August 19, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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this is not exactly for the final fic, I was just high and feeling A Lot™ last night
the shimmer pulsing through his old, tired frame, the feeling in his muscles, in his marrow, the reignition of an old angry flame but it casts an entirely different kind of light like this. and yet that bodily urge, that animal thing inside him, this wild feeling is still bound by the intense gaze silco casts down upon him, the purely wordless domination of will, differently framed in each pupil but no less piercing. even as the shimmer courses through him, as it screams in every sinew, he's frozen by the guilt, the debt owed, willing to let silco take it out on his body, take his pound of flesh, just please, please don't disappear, i see you, moster, i see the one inside me too, i see the mark of it, make your mark on me like this, i deserve it.
August 18, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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uhhhh bluesky….theres so much nudity in these posts what are you smoking ??
The bluesky moderation label applied to the VERY SEXUALLY EXPLICIT images I just posted (and tagged as such) deciding my post is only “sexually suggestive” and does not include nudity.
August 17, 2025 at 5:42 AM
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Illustrations by F. Ronald Fowler and found in The New Joy of Gay Sex by Dr. Charles Silverstein and Felice Picano 4/4
A man pictured from above, laid out in an artistic pose and partially covered by a sheet, he holds his own cock as he gazes up at the viewer, a sketched drawing of a penis lays beside him. A man's nicely round ass pictured from behind. Another man reaches around for a handful of one of the cheeks, his other hand grasping the subject's hand behind his back. A man on all fours viewed from behind as another man out of frame, only his hands and forearms visible, spreads his cheeks and presses two fingers inside of him. A man viewed from over his shoulder, he lays reclined and masturbating holding a magazine of gay pornography, various other pornographic images surround him. A mirror placed in front of the man gives us another angle of him.
August 17, 2025 at 5:38 AM
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Illustrations by F. Ronald Fowler and found in The New Joy of Gay Sex by Dr. Charles Silverstein and Felice Picano 3/4
Three men in fetishwear, power posing towards the viewer. The man in the centre back wears a full leather outfit, complete with cap, he holds a curled up whip. The man on the left stands with his arms folded over a leather torso harness, he's wearing crotchless chaps, the Prince Albert piercing at the tip of his penis is conected by a thin chain to an identical piercing on the man on the right. This man is fully nude, arms folded behind his back with a thin rope harness over his shoulders and chest, he also wears a cock cage/harness(?), his eyes are closed. A man sat facing the viewer but turned to the side, giving a blowjob to a man with a heavily pierced penis standing at the side of the frame. The frenulum piercing on the main subject's penis is connected to rings on both nipples by a thin chain, he cups his own balls. A black man sits naked, wearing only a spiked cock ring and big leather boots which are resting on top of and beside a white man laid on the ground, hands tied behind him, licking the bottom of one of the boots as he looks towards the viewer. An 'S' is shaved into the top of his short buzzcut. Medium shot of a penis bound in thin leather strapping which also winds around the man's legs and lower torso.
August 17, 2025 at 5:38 AM
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Illustrations by F. Ronald Fowler and found in The New Joy of Gay Sex by Dr. Charles Silverstein and Felice Picano 2
Two men having sex in a bathroom stall, viewed from above. One man leans forward against the tiled wall, arms braced, head pushed forward where the man behind him has a grip in his hair. The man's other hand is fisted in the back of his shirt, he's wearing a leather harness and smoking a cigarette as he fucks the man in front. A man laid out on his back while another sits between his legs and jerks him off to completion. He man on top is wearing a cowboy hat and smiling, the bottom clutches a rope which also lays to the side of him and winds up his leg. An open condom wrapper sits beside his head. An underwater shot of two men slotted together, one man clutches the other around the waist, knee slotted between his legs as their cocks slide together, both men are ejaculating. Only their eyes are above the water level. A man wearing dog tags stands in front of a fence, shirtless and with his pants open and pulled down as another man gives him a blowjob. He holds the other man's head tenderly.
August 17, 2025 at 5:38 AM
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Illustrations by F. Ronald Fowler and found in The New Joy of Gay Sex by Dr. Charles Silverstein and Felice Picano 1/4
Two men kissing on a sofa. One man, fully nude, reclines back holding his lover close to his side, his legs are splayed wide as the the other man fondles his balls. He wears only a tank top, leaning on his front across the sofa. Two young men kissing passionately atop a dinner table, both fully clothed save for the bottom man's open shirt buttons. His hand is fisted in the other man's hair. Two men in a 69 position, but at the level to mouth at one another's nipples. The front man has long blonde hair fanned out beautifully, the other man shortly cropped hair, his hand splayed across his own waist. Two young men laying on a narrow dorm room bed, their pants and underwear pushed down, cocks rubbing together as they embrace and kiss.
August 17, 2025 at 5:38 AM
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This came through the bookstore today and there are SO MANY excellent illustrations inside if any artists would like some kinky gay sex references 👀 lmk
Cover of a book titled “The New Joy of Gay Sex” by Dr Charles Silverstein and Felice Piacano.
August 16, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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Arcane Herald Viktor huge and floating within golden space.
August 16, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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she’s so……
Yasha from The Mighty Nein animated series, a large pale Aasimar with a severe expression, holding some poor guard up by the throat. (Do that to meeeeee)
August 15, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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cw spider (doing spider things), animal bones

Big T is taking a nap in her pot rn but here she is being a big weirdo earlier 🥰
Large black and brown tarantula inside her enclosure, she’s partially up on the glass perched between a piece of driftwood and a terracotta pot. The same tarantula sitting atop an animal skull, shot from the side. The same tarantula atop the animal skull but shot from the front so you can see her legs, her shorter pedipalps dangling down in front, and the two tiny dots of her eyes. (So cute)
August 14, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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Tweet from @thesaucyfinch Just found out my irl problems can affect my productivity in the yaoi dimension. What the fuck. So the devil can just come into my church
August 10, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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goodnight 🫡
Tumblr post from adampvrrish: no matter how terrible my day is. i can always end my day in bed imagining fictional characters making out sloppy style and fucking raw. and that's beautiful. there's some good in this world mister frodo and it's worth fighting for Tags added by revivisection: #going to sleep in the metaphysical fujoshi cuck chair of the mind every night
August 7, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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ladies, please
A stack of CDs: Back to Black by Amy Winehouse, Rumours by Fleetwood Mac, Blue by Joni Mitchell, a self titled album by Tracy Chapman, and The Complex Years by Nina Simone
August 5, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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Big T cleaning her pedipalps! she really is my little uwu girl
August 5, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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warning for big spider, arachnophobia, fangs
A large darkly coloured tarantula hanging out on the corner glass of her enclosure so her underside is visible, including her very shiny fangs. Even closer shot of the same spider, zoomed in on her sternum and mouth.
August 4, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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I can jayvik this AND I can vanco it
[Chorus] I'm the one who still loves your ghost I reanimate your bones With my belief I'm the one who still loves your ghost I reanimate your bones 'Cause I'm a true believer
August 3, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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crappy photo while I wait for the bus but MY BABIES
Tattoo on a pale white arm (mine) of a manga panel from Banana Fish. Eiji shaving Ash’s face with a razor as Ash holds a copy of Catcher in the Rye.
August 1, 2025 at 5:17 AM
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with alt text
Tweet from @eebus_: wyd if ur long time romantic partner revealed to u one day that they time looped themselves over and over abt 1000 years to perfectly orchestrate a timeline where u are together and this is the only success so far.
July 31, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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this new monstera leaf growing right through the fenestration on my biggest leaf?
A new (but not small) green leaf still in the process of unfurling, poking through a hole in the mature leaf above it, shot from the back of the leaf.
July 31, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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omgggg cutie alert i am giving him a big smooch rn 😘
Strawpage doodle to harmlessthings.straw.page of Silco with a little love heart.
July 26, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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and the whole haul!
Collection of various prints I acquired at MiniComi. Includes cute haikyuu boys, an arcane sticker sheet, angsty Satosugu, Power from CSM with her cat.
July 26, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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it’s so gorgeous i’m losing my mind

artist is linny.len on Instagram!
The Summer Hikaru Died art print. ‘Hikaru’ is holding Yoshiki tenderly by the neck/head, looking down at him with a smile as the organic swirl patterns flow out from his eye and surround the two.
July 26, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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likeeeee????? 🥺
Close up of the sticker sheet of the cute mini Zaundads sketch sticker, they’re angry at one another!
July 26, 2025 at 9:05 PM