Brandon Mayes
@harmlesserrer.bsky.social
Washed up Marine aviator. Reborn Assistant Appellate Defender. Not as smart as I think I am. Probably smarter than you think I am.
You get special things when you’re a kid and speak Japanese to the chef.
November 22, 2025 at 11:20 PM
You get special things when you’re a kid and speak Japanese to the chef.
He’s gone full comrade:
November 22, 2025 at 9:20 PM
He’s gone full comrade:
Sucked about as much as I anticipated.
November 22, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Sucked about as much as I anticipated.
Done fucked with the wrong city.
November 21, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Done fucked with the wrong city.
30lbs, gravel, and hills.
November 16, 2025 at 5:09 PM
30lbs, gravel, and hills.
He needed more than donut and tots…
November 15, 2025 at 1:16 PM
He needed more than donut and tots…
Breakfast of champs.
November 15, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Breakfast of champs.
Bashing backhands.
November 12, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Bashing backhands.
Another lazy parenting win. He asked me to help when I was napping. He decided to follow the instructions himself.
November 11, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Another lazy parenting win. He asked me to help when I was napping. He decided to follow the instructions himself.
Have a day, Devils.
November 10, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Have a day, Devils.
Hand roll night. Itadakimasu!
November 8, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Hand roll night. Itadakimasu!
The First Amendment, that’s what’s up.
November 5, 2025 at 6:05 PM
The First Amendment, that’s what’s up.
I am not high enough for toddler techno.
October 28, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I am not high enough for toddler techno.
For the legal writing profs:
October 28, 2025 at 3:32 PM
For the legal writing profs:
Fried rice is a nearly perfect dish.
October 23, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Fried rice is a nearly perfect dish.
Halloween costume arrived:
October 20, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Halloween costume arrived:
The boi never got the order cancelling argument. #appellateplaces
October 14, 2025 at 8:01 PM
The boi never got the order cancelling argument. #appellateplaces
Sunday project: free desk.
October 12, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Sunday project: free desk.