I am once again asking people who make theatre to stop using “professional/unprofessional” as cudgels to enforce best practices and kind collaboration. Capitalism is not a good inspiration for morality, and the first rule of professionalism is to withhold your labor until it is compensated fairly.

Man, the Marvel Cinematic Universe has nothing on the Fast & Furious Cinematic Universe when it comes to convoluted world building.

The best argument I’ve ever found for aspiring to celebrity is that their jeopardy clues are WAY easier.

Henry is as cautiously optimistic as I ever seem to get these days.

I still don’t use this platform very often, but anyway here is some bread I baked.

Want to see him backpedal on this? Someone point out that John Wilkes Booth would have agreed with it.

Another day, another job posting that says “40 hrs/wk (Part Time)”

How did I end up living with an actual muppet?

Is it bad that when I rewatched the first season of Severance that I kept wondering how he got out of academia i to what seems like a well paying job?

I’ve made jokes in class about, “Well, I guess this is going to put me on somebody’s watchlist somewhere.”

Today was the first time I said, “What I’m about to talk about has been prohibited by law in some parts of this country.”

Someday I won’t take the bait when some idiot claims that Shakespeare didn’t write Shakespeare.

Today is not that day.

I hate that this administration has turned me into an accelerationist. At this point, it isn’t going to get better until the suffering kicks in and becomes widespread.

Why does my dog look like he snuck out and closed down a bar last night?

It is kind of rich that he couldn’t even wait to get inaugurated before screwing over his sycophants.

At this point I think Justin Baldoni and Drake are competing to see who can use the court system for the most humiliating self-own possible.

My dog is channeling my own worldview right now.