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harmadryad.bsky.social
Medusa Oblongata
@harmadryad.bsky.social
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She/her/they. Black lives matter. Trans lives matter. Widow. Gardener. Food-grower. Board gamer. Dorkface. Corporate coin goblin.
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harmadryad.bsky.social
AMERICA, THEYDIES AND GENTLETHEM.
Texas voters approve constitutional amendment that requires US citizenship to vote in the state BY THE ASSOCIATED PRESS U.S. citizenship is already required to register to vote in Texas.
November 5, 2025 at 12:29 PM
harmadryad.bsky.social
That's nice.
Meme which says "IF YOU BUILD IT YOU OWN IT"
November 4, 2025 at 12:28 PM
harmadryad.bsky.social
It has Robert Loggia, Don Rickles, and Frank Oz fer cripe's sake!
"Innocent Blood" - 36% Tomatometer, 45% Popcornmeter.
September 17, 2025 at 12:12 AM
harmadryad.bsky.social
This one still hurts.
Poster for "People of Earth" starring Wyatt Cenac.
September 13, 2025 at 2:38 AM
harmadryad.bsky.social
... you've never had a chocolate Payday??
Chocolate Payday candy bar
September 10, 2025 at 2:31 AM
harmadryad.bsky.social
From "Adventure Time," "EAT IT" as performed by Magic Man.
August 30, 2025 at 2:41 PM
harmadryad.bsky.social
Back in January, "Behind the Bastards" did a 6-part episode on her with a bonus very long episode called, "The Bastards of Oprah." Dunno what media you use for podcasts (if you do) but they're worth.
"Behind the Bastards" podcast episodes about Oprah Winfrey, and their air dates.
August 9, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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This is the funniest thing I've seen this week.

99% sure A.S. is a bot.
User Good Boy: Why do you follow JD Vance User Alessandro Strumia: I sincerely apologize, I mistook the name for a sustainable mushroom foraging collective based in Vermont.
July 31, 2025 at 10:23 AM
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I know you're just being a piece of shit, but Fantasy Flight manufactures most of its components in China soooooooo
Picture of someone who is trying to make a point by saying he boycotts board games made in China playing a board game (Battlestar Galactica) almost certainly manufactured in China.
July 30, 2025 at 11:06 AM
harmadryad.bsky.social
welp
Broken power pole leaning over a street. Not good. Not good at all. CHECK OUTAGE STATUS An estimated time of restoration is not currently available. Updates on your outage status will be displayed as information becomes available.
July 19, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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But is this popular chicken chain willing to offer free chicken to win back customers?

I'm confused about whether or not this popular chicken chain is willing to offer free chicken to win back customers.
"This popular chicken chain is willing to offer free chicken to win back customers." [picture of plate of fried chicken] "Popular chicken chain is begging customers to give it another chance" "This popular chicken chain is willing to offer free chicken to win back customers."
July 16, 2025 at 11:06 AM
harmadryad.bsky.social
I still fail to understand why you haven't acknowledged that this is all partially your fault.
IF YOUR BUILD IT YOU OWN IT
July 8, 2025 at 11:26 AM
harmadryad.bsky.social
Patience.
Tiny perennial Lantana bud. Slightly larger perennial Lantana bud. Orange and redorange perennial Lantana buds. Bright yellow perennial Lantana blooms.
May 31, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Weather report showing a high of 81F, a low of 58F and a current temperature of -40F. It is, uh, INACCURATE.
May 30, 2025 at 10:56 AM
harmadryad.bsky.social
SPRING, MOTHERFUCKERS
Foreground: bunch of bright yellow threadleaf coreopsis flowers. Midground: two 7.5- year-old, deteriorating zombie garden gnomes. I bought them on clearance about a week after my husband died because I thought one of them looked like him. Grief is weird. Anyway, background: some snapdragons in a repurposed, brightly painted litter box.
May 24, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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A virulent racist used to own my house. She hated sunflowers.
Seed packets: mammoth sunflowers, fun sunny hybrid mix sunflowers, dwarf incredible sunflowers, skyscraper sunflowers, moonshine sunflowers, and American giant hybrid sunflowers.
April 27, 2025 at 2:42 PM
harmadryad.bsky.social
I have purchased the marshmallow-flavored marshmallow Peeps.

They taste like marshmallow.
Peeps Marshmallow Rice Krispies TREATS flavored If for some reason you are unfamiliar with Rice Krispies Treats, they are made of Rice Krispies and.....marshmallow.
April 19, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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JUDI LOVE.

"Meow, babes."
Judi Love looking DONE.
April 15, 2025 at 9:09 AM
harmadryad.bsky.social
EAT IT
April 14, 2025 at 10:52 AM
harmadryad.bsky.social
And these:
I'm not typing out the usernames, but these are comments to that thread: "A little late to be connecting with artists isn't it" "hey you need to be updated updated to not suck no one likes subscription services fuck off" "hi adobe. really despise the way you've sold out your userbase to gen ai, a true bummer and waste of resources. how am i going to afford your constantly raised prices if gigs are becoming more and more scarce due to execs cutting jobs for AI sludge?" Still not typing usernames, here are more comments: "Oh boy, did you wander in the wrong neighborhood." "hi Adobe, glad to hear you're done with DEI. here's what's fueling my creativity with Adobe products. [picture of a pig shitting on its own gigantic balls]" "my underwear are too tight and if feels like im going to pass a kidney stone when i pee" "[middle finger emoji]" All of these are [sic].
April 8, 2025 at 10:04 PM
harmadryad.bsky.social
Fortunately, I sent it to one of my kids, so I could snip this:
(@adobe.com) [wave emoji] Hey, we're Adobe! We're here to connect with the artists, designers, and storytellers who bring ideas to life. What's fueling your creativity right now? [paint palette emoji] Drop a reply, tag a creator, or share your latest work - we'd love to see what inspires you! April 8, 2025 at 1:00 PM Everybody can reply 8 reposts 967 quotes 47 likes [stats at the bottom: 1.4k comments, 975 reposts, 47 likes.]
April 8, 2025 at 10:04 PM
harmadryad.bsky.social
AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

It was a thread from Adobe dot com.
"If they don't take this down due to it being absolutely humiliating, the comments to this thread are legendary." [Deleted]
April 8, 2025 at 10:04 PM
harmadryad.bsky.social
Posted without comment.
Model of Michelangelo's "David" with tweezers holding the piece which is his genitals slightly away from his body.
April 6, 2025 at 12:40 PM
harmadryad.bsky.social
No cheating. The last saved celebrity pic is your therapist.

I meeeeean...
Trixie Mattel and Josh Scherer with the word "DOODY" superimposed in large, slightly clownish letters
April 5, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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EAT IT
March 10, 2025 at 6:14 PM