I'm so sorry...you don't deserve to be treated like shit.

This article has a pretty good collection of stats and the difficulties in collecting them. The most impartial stat seems to be the National Crime Victimization Survey, with roughly 70k yearly defensive gun usages in property crimes and non-fatal violent crimes...no idea how many were "successful".

You can find anecdotal examples (below), but a problem with data is the grey area in "successful defense". Most trespassers aren't masked burglars...if I shoot someone rummaging through my trash, is that a successful defense? ..if I flash a gun at a drunk kid who broke in and passed out on my couch?

Social media is like a house party...part of the fun is meeting strangers in a wild and gregarious atmosphere, but you also clock and avoid the people with bad vibes.

No one judges you for avoiding the philosophy major with a patchy mustache who hasn't let anyone else talk for three solid minutes.

Worth noting: Undertipping is a privilege exclusively reserved for folks who have waited tables. Everyone else has to tip 15% minimum even if the server spits directly in your mouth (or more if you are into that sort of thing)

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I love the way this heightens the dissonance between how objectively weird genitals are and our magnetic attraction to them. A vagina is just a furry orifice which emits a variety of fluids, and yet so hypnotically compelling I would walk into traffic just to get a closer look. True cosmic horror.

Spontaneous midday sex is such a delight!

It's stating the obvious at this point, but you are extremely pretty and I have a visceral urge to make sure you have a nice day.

You do "bee twatting" though

The kind of incident that gets funnier with the passage of time, or stays horrific?

Me, while scrolling downward through What's Hot:

Oh, and here's an internet stranger hanging out in a hoodie, presumably having a nice day...OHHH! Oh my! Well, that certainly took a turn. Now *I'm* having a nice day.