Guess my height …you got one try

Nympho in private, chef in the kitchen, and LOTR nerd 24/7. Are you the type of guy who could keep up?

I’m at the age where I don’t understand when younger guys hit on me.

This boy messaged me, “Not tryna gaslight, but you’re giga-chad coded, fr. W pull potential?”

Hold up, let me urban dictionary this real quick. Mommy needs a second. 🤣

Hopeless romantic with a wild side: I’ll cook your favorite meal, discuss Marvel vs DC with you, and maybe ruin you in private. Thoughts?

Let me convince you to take me on a date:
-Minimal makeup, all-natural
-A great gym buddy
-Can cook & clean
-Very submissive
Yes or No? 😃