Was holding my breath for some of my old equestrian haunts as a fire broke out. Turns out I could see a smoldering hillside from my friends backyard.

I cannot express enough my admiration, love, and gratitude for @calfire.bsky.social and every fire dept for what they do.

Thank you ❤️

Trying to have full and complete thoughts in my head but my brain is screaming Eminem lyrics at full volume.

Me: Hey! I remembered the noise canceling headphones!

🧠: Oh. We don’t need them today.

Me: Ok. No worries!

—

Me: Hey! I forgot the noise canceling headphones. You’ve been fine tho so I shouldn’t be too worried right?

🧠: TOO LOUD. TOO LOUD. SO MANY NOISES. WHY DID YOU FORGET?!?!?!?

Me: …fuck…

Y’know.

I wouldn’t necessarily hate my delayed sleep phase AS MUCH if I wasn’t also a light sleeper.

Signed,
Finally fell asleep at 1am only to awake at 4am due to *checks notes* a tag of some sort catching on the back of a fan and I couldn’t get back to sleep 🫠

I hate how much a STRAW makes me drink water more.

I love my personalized water bottle.

But no.

I mist use the cup with the straw, lest I be waterless.

I don’t make the rules.

I just follow them.

Apparently.

Who else tends to go a lil overboard with automations when building out projects in their project manager of choice?

I’ll make a simple project board I said.

I won’t go super wild with automations I said.

(But damn if it ain’t slick once… y’know… you learn how the board functions. 😅)

My ADHD 🧠: NEW SHINY TECH AT WORK.

Me: Yup! It will make social media easier to organise and manage. But for now we need to focus on this newsle—

🧠: DISREGARD PRIORITIES. ACQUIRE NEW PERSONAL INTEREST.

Me: *sighs long-sufferingly* Fine. You can draft ONE post.

🧠: *EXCITED GREMLIN SCREECHING*

You can always tell which Factor meals are mine when they come in. Because it’s always the stack of the same 5-6 meals.

For someone who has nearly non-existent cooking skills, there is something deeply funny about my main comfort show being Good Eats.

It is 3pm.

How do I know this?

A clock?

Ahaha. No no.

Because my cats are screaming at me.

For dinner.

That they get at 4pm.

At least they are consistent.

As someone who is inquisitive & likes speaking w/ people, lending an ear or offering help…

It was a CHOICE playing a brooding socially challenged neutral evil sniper w/ no bluff & ALL the intimidate in my Pathfinder game.

I looked at “play outside your comfort zone” and apparently went “BET.”

Today I tried something new with my ADHD. While waiting for timers to go off while cooking I asked myself… “Whilst I’m here what else can be done?”

My dishwasher was promptly unloaded, loaded, and started. All because I snowballed the momentum I already had from cooking.

(1/2)

Shoutout to @techconnectify.bsky.social for teaching me how my dishwasher works and Bluesky all in one weekend.

I’m not binge watching. What makes you think that? Now excuse me whilst I learn about drip coffee makers.