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Harley Knower
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resisting capitalism by disassociating whenever I see an ad
October 6, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Lorde's dad's name is Gode
June 18, 2025 at 5:57 AM
RFK Jr. is like if Hannibal Lecter was a dumbass
April 29, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Hate that this is how we know she's running
April 20, 2025 at 5:48 AM
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[walton goggins voice] inshallah
April 18, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Mutual aid
What’s the opposite of doom scrolling?
April 2, 2025 at 2:10 AM
What kind of reality beer goggles do you have to put on to pretend to think a middle schooler can handle childbirth and parenthood but not sex ed or white guilt
April 2, 2025 at 1:48 AM
(hitting on a former theater kid) Is that an Edel in your Weiss or are you just happy to meet me?
March 27, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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chuck Schumer? I sure would like to
March 13, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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Your beloved dog has a terrible disease
March 20, 2025 at 3:08 AM
If it weren't so consequential it would be very funny that being a failed memelord is Elon's version of Hitler failing out of art school
March 20, 2025 at 3:09 AM
The rap sheet of their sins is 90 miles long and this is nowhere close to the top but capitalists do not catch nearly enough hell for how fucking hideous and annoying their advertisements have made the world
March 19, 2025 at 12:35 AM
They caught the drinks trying to form a union
March 2, 2025 at 12:26 AM
In hindsight it's very funny that we ever thought the road to hell would be paved at all
March 2, 2025 at 12:13 AM
[waking up from a coma for the first time since 2020] DID WE DO IT? DID WE FLATTEN THE CURVE???
February 25, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Libertarians wanna abolish drivers' licenses because they wanna be able to bring their girlfriends to bars
February 21, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Love when fascists are like "Oh you believe in science? Democrats are the science party??? Then tell me, what is woman?" As though actual biologists aren't still struggling to nail down exactly what a fish is
February 17, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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The filibuster seems fun honestly. You could just read the lyrics to flagpole sitta again and again
February 6, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I will never forgive Netflix for giving us a show where Ronald Funches voices Mothman and then taking it away
January 25, 2025 at 4:10 AM
(Teaching a Queer Studies class, badly) A bisexual is just a trisexual without the training wheels
January 16, 2025 at 5:14 AM
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Me: *tip toeing mischievously toward MRI machine*

Health insurance company (hands on hips): Stop right there mister! Is that medically necessary?

Me (kicking dirt): No
December 24, 2024 at 2:22 AM
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non-binary hank hill voice: pronouns and pronoun accessories
December 9, 2024 at 4:03 AM
Need to hear this as a Yakko Warner song
i am legitimately impressed at how bad McKinsey's controversies section is. it's like a curated greatest hits playlist
December 1, 2024 at 5:32 AM
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This is a chart showing the partisan balance of power in Washington from 1855 to the present. The Democratic Leadership Council enters the picture in the late 1980s and early 1990s. Decide for yourself whether it looks like they "brought the Democratic Party back from the abyss."
November 27, 2024 at 11:29 PM