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Paul L'Astname
@harlanquinzel.bsky.social
He/they/gay

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Has anyone else spent the past 6 years thinking the spoken intro was Troye Sivan
November 20, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I've been corrected, thankfully
November 20, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Sorry but this is the superior tracklist

The commercial release of the album is so choppy and jarring
November 19, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Well... at least this is gorgeous
November 18, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Blurry photo of me and Bestie scouting your town to be pillaged
November 18, 2025 at 4:35 AM
November 17, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Spot the difference
November 16, 2025 at 10:00 PM
November 16, 2025 at 5:50 AM
One of my earliest crushes
November 16, 2025 at 5:15 AM
What's a movie you never tire of?
November 16, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I cannot do anything with my hair anymore but this lighting is everything
November 16, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Let's. Fucking. Go.
November 16, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Spot the difference!
November 14, 2025 at 4:24 AM
EVERYONE ON THIS APP DROP A SELFIE NOW…
AND I MEAN RIGHT NOW!!!
November 14, 2025 at 4:20 AM
November 12, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Should I
November 11, 2025 at 10:38 PM
To my ears, "Be Prepared" from The Lion King has always sounded an awful lot like Divine's "You Think You're A Man". So my brain has always imagined Jeremy Irons singing "You Think You're A Man" in a recording booth while Scar queens out on the animator's layout paper.
November 11, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Night shift keeps leaving ducks around the department

MY ducks are telling a story.
November 11, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Holy shit
November 11, 2025 at 4:15 AM
It's like when that picture of Kim K in the oval office with Trump went viral as rage bait for libs who assumed it was an endorsement

The truth? she went there to get him to pardon a woman serving a life sentence for a nonviolent drug offense

And it worked

Like you cannot be that surface-level
November 11, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I love when Boomer comics feel the need to explain the joke
November 11, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I have crafted the perfect home screen
November 10, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Tippi Hedren, Melanie Griffith, and Dakota Johnson, they could NEVER make me hate you
November 10, 2025 at 6:26 PM
November 10, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Both versions of "Forbidden Love" are all-timers
November 10, 2025 at 4:38 AM