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Laurence Phillips - Hardy Roach Games
@hardyroachgames.bsky.social
Writer/Designer/Editor/layout/artist. Worked on Vampire Survivors, and TTRPG stuff for Rowan Rook and Decard, UFO Press, Weird Age Games, Cubicle7. Writes for Goonhammer.com. Working on a new horror RPG, Il Fantasma del Giallo.

Open for work, DM me.
November 29, 2025 at 7:34 AM
November 28, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Use only one art piece to convince people to follow you!
November 25, 2025 at 1:15 PM
When you learn that @strongbadnofoolin.bsky.social is 30 years old.
November 25, 2025 at 11:14 AM
November 24, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 2:03 PM
November 24, 2025 at 10:00 AM
On third listen of @372pages.bsky.social's rundown of "Trucking Through Time", partner and I got hung up on a throwaway joke about "Brokebacking Through Time".

I ended up putting tons of effort into making a fake movie poster for it and we got it printed on shirts. @conorlastowka.bsky.social
November 23, 2025 at 1:53 PM
In flashback, a young Andrea finds her brother with dead lamb. She runs to talk to Pucci, then just a priest, who had been supervising the boy.

Fearing a dent to his reputation, Pucci convinces Andrea that she's to blame for her brother's behaviour, and that the boy should be sent away.
November 22, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Finally, Matteo (Leo Stuhr) is the monastary groundskeeper. An incorrigible gossip, his devotion to his post has nothing to do with faith, but with the easy access to community secrets.

As the ceremony wraps up, we see him outside a window, eavesdropping on a couple of gossiping old ladies inside.
November 22, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Andrea (Lili Peretti) is the church organist, but as far as anyone knows it's nothing more than a job. Indeed, she's known to take a wicked delight in flirting with the monks.

During mass, she's sat at the organ bench, making bedroom eyes at a blushing novice.
November 22, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Rocco Canale (Bill Stubing) is a senior monk in the community, but it's an open secret that his seeming vocation is a smokescreen for criminal enterprise.

He's behind the Cardinal, peeking from a curtain behind the altar, eyes locked threateningly on a nervous debtor.
November 22, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Cardinal Pucci (Archie Hume) is the patriach of this monastic community, and rules it with an iron fist. Though he talks up his devotion to God, his true faith seems in power.

In our opening he's presiding over the ceremony, and seems to bask in the attention.
November 22, 2025 at 7:56 PM
"The Flesh Wrapped in Red Paper" (197X) was the directorial debut of Lorenzo Phillipini, who up to this point has mostly had screenwriting credits. The films marketing was slipshod, including a poster that appeared to have been assembled haphazardly within a half hour or so.
November 22, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?
November 22, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Repost with a time you looked cool
November 21, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Reach
November 20, 2025 at 12:31 PM
"There's too much fucking shit on me, I can't breath"
November 19, 2025 at 10:57 AM
November 19, 2025 at 10:20 AM
The panning camera was a mistake, but hey, we live and learn.
November 19, 2025 at 12:57 AM
In the rewatch/partner first watch got to the TNG ep where worf gets paralysed
November 16, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Made a timelapse for a Il Fantasma del Giallo related sculpt I'm working on, mostly as a test to see if I could given this sculpt isn't actually finished yet.
November 13, 2025 at 2:29 PM
"Keeping busy, yeah?"
Me:
November 12, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Oh do fuck off messenger. Right where "cut" would usually be, pressed it accidentally.
November 12, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Pah. Humble is for uggos. My partner snapped these sexy selfies of me only recently.

You can't even tell how tired and overworked I am! Just that hot.
November 11, 2025 at 8:44 AM