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hardstyleroach.bsky.social
hardstyle dj gary roach sanderson 🪩
@hardstyleroach.bsky.social
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32 | 18+ CoD: MW2 09 author (slow) | I LOVE ROACH 🖤🪳| dj or roach is fine 💿🎧🎵

also: proper bloodborne fiend, big warhammer 40k enjoyer, avid sanrio collector

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this guy was one of the most openly racist hateful people in current politics and wanted to ban hrt if youre unfamiliar

small sample of his beliefs (serious cw for nasty bigotry)
screenshot that reads as follows: A very small sample of the type of things Charlie Kirk has been telling young people on college campuses and in social media across America: "Prowling Blacks go around for fun to go target white people-that's a fact." "If I see a Black pilot, l'm gonna be like 'boy, I hope he is qualified!" Kirk called the Civil Rights Act of 1964 a, "mistake." On Juneteenth, "It is now [become] a racial complaining day. Now we have a full day to be able to smear and slander white America." "Jews have been some of the largest funders of cultural Marxist ideas..." "Jewish communities have been pushing the exact kind of hatred against whites that they claim to want people to stop using against them." "Hamas are a bunch of savage animals." "The one issue that I think is so against our senses, so against the natural law, and dare I say, a throbbing middle finger to God, is the transgender thing happening in America right now." "We must ban trans-affirming care — the entire country. Donald Trump needs to run on this issue."
September 10, 2025 at 10:05 PM
hardstyleroach.bsky.social
lady maria ng+4 no HUD 1:26 kill

i gotta be honest i was so stunned that i pulled this off that i just sat there staring for a couple seconds after her death animation. four parries in a row like that is a new record for me that felt insane
August 25, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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the dolls response to the gestures "approval" (clapping), "respect" (bowing), "curtsy" (what it says on the tin), and "roar" because that shit always makes me cackle (sound on bc roar is literal)
August 25, 2025 at 1:29 AM
hardstyleroach.bsky.social
honest to fuck it was the haunted house level of frogger 2 swampys revenge. severed hands and feet crawling around on the ground…shit gave me nightmares lol
screenshot of the game frogger 2: swampy’s revenge for windows pc from the year 2000. its kinda low resolution due to its age. it features the titular frogger the green frog sitting on in a graveyard, with a few severed hands and feet creeping around him. they are bright red because they have no skin. i promise it was really scary 25 years ago
August 24, 2025 at 12:45 AM
hardstyleroach.bsky.social
my academic quarter is FINALLY OVER I HAVE TWO WEEKS OFF UNTIL FALL CLASSES YIPPEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
picture of a shark (i am sorry im not sure what kind of shark it is, but it looks very nice) surrounded by the word “yippee” over and over and over in blue text. the text covers the majority of the otherwise white background
August 23, 2025 at 12:55 AM
hardstyleroach.bsky.social
??????????????????????????? HELLO??????????????
screenshot of text that reads as follows: [Alternate Version] I've got myself a baby bumblebee Won't my mommy be so proud of me I've got myself a baby bumblebee Ouch! It stung me! I'm mashing up my baby bumblebee Won't my mommy be so proud of me I'm mashing up my baby bumblebee Oh, no! It's all over my hands! I'm licking up my baby bumblebee Won't my mommy be so proud of me I'm licking up my baby bumblebee Ugh. I don't feel so good. I'm barfing up my baby bumblebee Won't my mommy be so proud of me I'm barfing up my baby bumblebee What a mess! I'm mopping up my baby bumblebee Won't my mommy be so proud of me I'm mopping up my baby bumblebee There we go. No more bumblebee!
August 22, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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me: surely theres nothing weird about the kids' song my toddler learned at school, right

the bee murder song:
screenshot of text of a childrens song that reads as follows: Baby Bumblebee Lyrics I'm bringing home a baby bumblebee, Won't my mommy be so proud of me, I'm bringing home a baby bumblebee, Ouch! It stung me! I'm squishing up the baby bumblebee, Won't my mommy be so proud of me, I'm squishing up a baby bumblebee, Ooh! It's yucky! I'm wiping off the baby bumblebee, Won't my mommy be so proud of me, I'm wiping off the baby bumblebee, Now my mommy won't be mad at me!
August 22, 2025 at 12:24 AM
hardstyleroach.bsky.social
my beautiful husband........
still image screenshot of a picmix gif of simon the harrowed, an NPC in bloodborne. he is looking down away from the camera and has his hand partially covering his face, as he has simply Seen Enough in his difficult life, the poor dear. he is surrounded by glitter spots, glittery hearts, a pink & purple glittery word art of the word "babygirl" and some purple text that says "super cutie"
August 20, 2025 at 10:36 PM
hardstyleroach.bsky.social
RIGHT! like fucking dhfhsnjdjdjd me standing there in my mens shirt and mens shorts and mens boots while some guy calls me “miss”
picture of the old animal crossing villager with boxing gloves on, smiling with his fists raised. the picture is captioned “i’m coming for your knee caps”
August 17, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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like went out of his way to call me “miss” like i just fucking
motion blurred picture of a hand strangling a kermit the frog puppet
August 17, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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🐍🐍🐍 (madaras whistle ng+4)
August 17, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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me turning into theoden screaming “BRING IT DOWN! BRING IT DOWN BRING IT DOWN!” an oliphaunt every time i see “a/i” or “artificial intelligence“
screenshot of king theoden during the battle of pelennor fields from the lord of the rings return of the king movie. he is screaming “bring it down, bring it down, bring it down!“ at his men, ordering them to shoot down a massive oliphaunt.
August 16, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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it’s one of my favorites of all time; i own the manga in hardback
picture of my two omnibus volumes of the devilman manga by go nagai on my bookshelf, so only the spines are visible. next to them is volume 1 of the manga boys run the riot, and next to that is volume 5 of hunterxhunter. also a tiny figurines hand is visible in frame, thats actually sanemi shinazugawa from kimetsu no yaiba
August 13, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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absolutely nothing makes my mind go as instantly and blissfully blank as music like this (volume warning and sounds best through headphones)
August 11, 2025 at 10:11 PM
hardstyleroach.bsky.social
evil 😖 (37 Celsius)
picture of a digital car thermometer read out that says 99 degrees fahrenheit, equivalent to 37 degrees celsius.
August 8, 2025 at 8:32 PM
hardstyleroach.bsky.social
watching bonsai care videos and this particular old man is my favorite
screenshot of a youtube comment from the channel Asia Pacific Garden on their video about juniper bonsai tree care, pinned to the top of their own comments section. it reads as follows: here are the basic principals on how to subscribe to our channel. 1. click subscribe
August 6, 2025 at 12:53 AM
hardstyleroach.bsky.social
AH thank you for almost 500! this is the next piece i have almost done! stripper au #soapghost boot licking coming your way soon!!!
screenshot of a work in progress fan fiction that reads as follows: "Beautiful job, love," he purred. "Would the good boy like a treat, for doin' such a lovely job?" Ghost's forehead creased as he let out a sweet, soft whine. "Please," he whispered. "Lovely little thing." Soap gently took his boot out of Ghost's hand and set it on the ground, thighs apart to let his cunt spread wide beneath his miniature kilt. "Have a treat then, doll." Ghost looked at Soap's pussy like it was the eight wonder of the world as he shuffled slightly forward on his knees. He looked up one more time at Soap as if to ask permission again. "Don't make me offer again or I might change my mind," Soap drawled, shifting to lean back slightly more and push his tdick out on further display.
August 2, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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biggest diva in DS1
picture of gravelord nito from the game dark souls 1. he is a giant made of a huge mass of skeletons and cloaked in his dark death miasma that honestly looks kind of like some sort of dark magic fur and really serves dark lord cunt. he has both his skeletal arms raised and in the right hand he is holding his huge magic blade which is also made of skeletons that are fused together and exudes death miasma. in this picture he is above ground and going to fight dragons, as this is from the games opening cut scene.
August 1, 2025 at 3:25 PM
hardstyleroach.bsky.social
u know i always misread the word ‘parasocial’ as ‘psychosocial’ and am transported back to 2008 🎸🎶
screenshot of the track “psychosocial” by slipknot playing on itunes
July 29, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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nvm i found it
Picture of Leon Kennedy from the resident evil franchise, looking directly at the camera and holding a lowered shotgun. His face looks extremely serious. The caption next to him reads “its boy pussy thursda, are you boy pussying?”
July 27, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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happy belated alleged birthday 🎊🎉🎁!!! this is our neighborhood stray who i call oregano 🌿🐈
close-up picture of an orange cat sitting behind some flowers and in front of a bush. close-up picture of an orange cat sitting behind some flowers and in front of a bush, but in this one, the cat is looking more towards the camera.
July 26, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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whats yalls “3 songs stuck on repeat” rn mines these
screenshot showing three songs on the dark souls 3 sound track: halflight spear of the church, darkeater midir, and slave knight gael. halflights music has a small pink star next to it, indicating it has been favorited, and darkeater midir’s is playing.
July 24, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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me: hello library discovery system, i need information about tech administration in libraries

this peer reviewed article in a real journal, for some fuckin reason:
screenshot of a peer-reviewed article in a real scholarly publication titled "stumbling, bumblin, teleporting and flying...librarian avatars in second life: selected bibliography"
July 23, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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*grisps you* ZAAG KICKS

on.soundcloud.com/KhbGjFIgbu65...
July 21, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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like that one guy said: "thank you focus entertainment, i am focused and entertained"
close up screenshot of an amazingly shapely space marine ass in a skin tight black body glove under his red power armor. whole ass bakery back there, just tremendous booty.
July 19, 2025 at 8:36 PM