He’s hoping Erika will be a sister wife

Certified Lover Boy? Certified pedophiles

Tryna strike a chord and it's probably A-Minor

So, 3 strikes and you’re out?

Cheating on the field = A-OK
Cheating off the field = Not OK

I hope he gets suffers the worst rash from screwing America than any couch he’s ever been with

Like the Donald knows anything about the bean

Should be the other way around. By the biggliest, beautifulist horse, the likes we’ve never seen before

Where do you see our economy going on the scale of depression to the golden age? As a (blue) small landscaping business owner in a red, rural area, we’re told the golden age is coming but I see significantly more uncertainty to spend money than the last several years