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New Defunctland incoming unga bunga...
November 13, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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*Laughs in Omega-31 Clearance*
November 4, 2025 at 10:11 AM
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Nah chief, I'm beaming you to the infirmary. If Doctor Bashir wants to make breakfast recommendation, he can deal with the consequences...
November 2, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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Oh you bet your ass Klingon males are sportin' QUADS like the Krogan! 😎
October 30, 2025 at 7:55 AM
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Them: "wHy ArE tHe NaCeLlEs DeTaChEd?!?!??1(one)?!"

Me: "Because that FUCKING RULES!!!" #YOLO #FLORIDAMAN
October 30, 2025 at 7:54 AM
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October 30, 2025 at 7:51 AM
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January 30, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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Also those boots are giving me LIFE! 😍👢👅
January 29, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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#woop_woop
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January 29, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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Pssst....here's a working link: bsky.app/profile/thei...
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January 29, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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She's so mean. And I'm ok with that.
January 26, 2025 at 9:33 AM
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January 24, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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I mean, how else are you gonna make a fleshlight sleeve of it?
January 23, 2025 at 2:58 PM