Emmett Brown
hardpourcorn.bsky.social
Emmett Brown
@hardpourcorn.bsky.social
My biggest problem with Bluesky is there's nothing making me angry enough to engage or keep scrolling
December 4, 2024 at 2:27 AM
If a man actively being investigated for having sex with a minor and explicit drug use isn't qualified to be Attorney General then who is?!?

#mattgaetz
November 21, 2024 at 7:54 PM
How does one obtain any interactions on Bluesky?
November 20, 2024 at 11:09 PM
The most jarring thing about going from Bluesky to Twitter is not being fed anything that's clearly meant to illicit a negative reaction from me.
November 20, 2024 at 8:00 PM
Dr. Oz will be fired 10 days after he starts. When the media asks him why he wasn't able to fix Medicare his reply will inevitably be:

"I'm a doctor...not a wizard!"
November 20, 2024 at 12:43 AM
If aliens are researching us based on TV and movies, they're going to be very disappointed by our lack of interracial couples.

#movies
November 19, 2024 at 1:36 AM
My wife 30 seconds after we start having sex
a woman in a suit stands at a podium with the words do not come above her
ALT: a woman in a suit stands at a podium with the words do not come above her
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2024 at 1:36 AM
I asked my wife if she wanted to have sex tonight.

She said she wasn't in the mood.

I said "Please"

She said "fine"

#Seduction
November 19, 2024 at 1:13 AM
Why are the people obsessed with the release of the Epstein list not demanding the release of the #MattGaetz ethics report?

Is sex with minors only bad if your political opponents do it?
November 19, 2024 at 1:11 AM
If aliens are researching us based on TV and movies, they're going to be very disappointed by our lack of interracial couples as a species.
November 19, 2024 at 1:09 AM
I am new here. I make observations that I believe will amuse you.

Please follow me. I need the dopamine hit.

#bluesky
#icecream
#pandasex
November 19, 2024 at 1:05 AM
At what age are there signs that someone is gay? My gay cousin says as early as 6. Thoughts?
November 18, 2024 at 11:18 PM
The only person I've ever slept with is my wife. She was just diagnosed with Autism.

So I will die having only slept with special needs people.
November 18, 2024 at 11:14 PM